Podtacular: The Unofficial Halo Universe Podcast

Podtacular Update, Episode 81
for the week of September 18th, 2006

(hosts Foo Mo Jive, JVB, Quality Jeverage)

Customs and Callins (explain) with season champs interview


Custom Games

Hey guys. I call this custom game “Ghostking Sniper”. It is a King of the
Hill varient, free for all, non moving, 2 minutes to win, contesting on,
and active camo on for people in the hill. No turrents. The Banshee,
Warthog, and Ghost all on map. For the equipment, start out with the
Sniper Rifle (Or beam, whatever you prefer) and Rocket Launcher. This
makes it a crazy, sniper and rockets fest, with locking-on vehicles,
bodies flying everywhere, and sniper bullets flying acorss your head.
Great podcast, take it easy guys.

Whenever you have a large party (at least nine or ten), set the match to
no shields, no motion sensor, extra damage, no starting grenades, and make
it a team slayer match on Backwash. Have the teams in pairs or threes. This
works especially well on XBL, where there are no screen-lookers crashing
your stealthy attacks. Actually, how stealthy can you be with a shotgun?
While it sounds simple, it ends up being excellent shotgun training for
matchmaking, and it’s just great when you’ve figured out the EXACT range
for killing someone in one shot.

i have a cool new custom for you, podtacular.
Its called “Snakes on a Plain.”
Its team slayer. everybody only has one life. and there are three rounds.
No shields
this game is best played on a small map.
there’s a brown team(Samuel L. Jackson)
and a green team(the snakes).
it really helps if there are more snakes than humans. Brown team can only
use pistol and green team team can only use swords/shotguns.
and when theres only 3 seconds left on the clock everybody screams out
“I’m tired of these mutha F*in’ snakes on this motha Fin’ plane!”

i have a very cool and fun custom game and i thought that i would share it
with everyone. it is called ‘Run like a Mexican’ this gametype in no way
makes fun of mexicans, the name was thrown out there when i made the game
up and it just stuck and me and my friends have used it ever since.

these are the settings:
1. no motion sensor
2. shields are on
3. starting weapon is a sniper rifle.
4. no weapons on map
5. starting grenades is off.
6. best played with 8v8, although it can get hectic.

the gametype is king of the hill, the settings for that are:
1. 10 minutes to win
2. hill moves every 30 seconds
3. when you enter the hill you get active camo.
4. there are no indicators of where the hill is, like the little hill sign
that tells you where the hill is doesnt show up so you need to find it

i have played this on lockout and it is extreamly fun. i suggest you try
it. it is a good waste of time when you dont have much else to do. the 10
minutes to win seems too much but time adds up quickly making it
fast-paced.

I have a custom game called Dragon Ball Z. It is a game of slayer. The
starting weapons are the plasma pistol and sentinel beam. Your shields are
overshields and the weapon set is Covenant. There are no vehicles or
grenades. This is best at lockout. Gamertag (semicolon) Manbearpig117

On lockout Here is a fun game
Divide up into 3 teams two teams of 4 and one team of 2 the team of two
splits up one goes to the BR tower, the other to the sniper tower The two
teams of 4 line up in the center Square facing each other, with a lot of
grenades. Then the guy in the sniper yells “DODGEBALL”
Everybody starts chucking grenades at the other team u only have 3 lives
if any body shoots then the sniper and the BR guy blow him away also no
shields so it’s more fun. U GUY S ROCK

My friend made up this game. It’s called Poke the Fat Boy. It’s a
Juggernaut game. The Juggernaut has oversields and ulimited magnum ammo.
But you cannot shoot. The Juggernaut has extra damage and the people have
no shields whatsoever. The point is to try to assasinate the Juggernaut.
It’s 75 kills and no grenades. This game rocks! I love it! Hope you do
too.

This is a swat variant called pudin. It is like swat except vechicles are
on and human weapons on map. Also death and suicide point loss is on. also turrets are random so are all vechicles and banshee is on.

Hey guys this is DaSany 22. I have a game type I like to call…TEAM BUBBLE
BATH CAPTURE THE WRAITH

Just like Team Bubble bath, one team goes into the bubble bath (the water
on Zanzibar) with the wraith. The other team must attack the bubblers and
capture their wraith. Once the other team is in full control of the wraith
they are the new kings of the bubble bath. Then they await the other team
to attack them.

I love team bubble bath…then again I have game types like Snipe T3h ho
and and TS *. Try this game out. It will soon be
a Game Type at MLG 2007 so practice up your scrubbing skilz

P.S. I think JVB should do the “Double Kill, Triple Kill, Podtacular” for
Halo 3. Ive already talked to Frankie and he says he can work something
out.

HI GUYS! its the all knowing painmongr539!

I and my midget cat loving friends like to play a game called “MICHALE
JACKSON”. The game format and rules are much like zombies but its a
territories game played. For those of you noobs out there who dont know
how to play, this is how it goes; mickle is feeling a little “HAPPY” today
and is on the loose. you must run away from him or be touched by his
deviant hands and be forced to join his legions of addicted mongers. you
must save yourself by getting to the territories where mikale can not
enter. the terretories will move every thirty seconds so u better run fast
to not get touched. the game is played to 5 minutes. mikale is pink not
green. u have plazma swords and plazma pistols as primary weapons. no
weapons on tha map. hope u like it. If u want to know about the midget cat
thing foo mo might remember but if he dosent than talk to me….......bye.

This game type is almost identical to zombies, only. instead of starting
with a pistol and a sword, you just start with a sword and put weapons on
map human and no respawn. it is very fun and very crazy. it makes the
humans conserve amo and be more strategic. this is very fun and i hope
people enjoy it as much as I.

Hey Foo Mo Westler and all you dudes! Here is a sweet custom that you may
have already heard of, Bloody Knuckles. It is best on smaller more indoor
maps like Lockout. Basically it is no sheilds, plasma pistols, and
stickies! It is melee and grenade only. The more people the better!
P.S. Bubam the grunt says “Hi!” he is living at my house fo a while… see
ya’ll later!

Now this one has two factors which improve it’s playability, integration
of the teams and the size of the teams. I have however played this gametype
splitscreen and it still works. Team slayer, any map, though I find Relic works best (But any map with a good deal of cover from all directions is good). 20 to 50 kills is best.

Set starting weapons to something fairly ineffective, like the SMG.
Default weapons and vehicles. Friendly fire on, Set TK’s to minus one
point. The twist is that each team recieves a player who is aligned with
the other team as a member of their team, such that both teams have a
betrayer in their midst. The duty of the betrayer is to team kill as many
as possible because they want the other team to win. Meanwhile, both
teams must strike a balance between losing too many points from killing their
betrayer and killing him to stop him from getting power weapons, all the
while fighting the other team.

A strategy sometimes employed is the betrayer willingly getting himself killed, but it is a strategy which is often hard to employ if the team he is on is organised, on certain maps, and a skilled betrayer should hope to be able to TK faster than he can suicide. Both teams will have to make enough kills to get to the winning score, while the betrayers in their teams will be trying to lower the scores. I imagine it would work very well with clan matches as each team would have to decide whether to send their best or worst player to the other team as a betrayer. However, since the betrayer is losing more points for better performance, it wouldn’t work to well in matchmaking, in which the scores go toward rank.

WEll i just played this for the first time the other night so if its old
not my fault but i thoguht it was fun.But wat u do is get into 2 teams and
then pick someone to be the president doesnt matter who just a random
person, then the president picks two or three people or how ever many
people u want to be his agents to protect him from the other team.Everyone
can only use pistol or sniper except for the president who can only use the
pistol.Then whoever kills the president becomes the president for the next
game.Then that person picks different people to be his agents.Pretty much
the object of the game is to kill the president hope u like this game.

This game type is an all out vehicle battle. This is a capture the flag
match, Flag captures don’t matter. It is a first to 4 round wins. The max
players are 4v4. You spawn with only magnum and you have no shields. There
are No weapons on map, no starting grenades and no grenades on map. Each
team has 2 ghosts, 1 banshee and a scorpion tank. You MUST get in the
vehicles then fight it out.

Hey guys this I recently made this Oddball game called Snips Ahoy that I
think is really fun. Its preferably played to five minutes with two teams,
and no radar. Its a blast on small maps because it generally degenerates
into a no-scope battle royale and many people ignore the ball.

Hows it goin? my custom is 10 seconds remaining. played 5 rounds of 10
second matches. start with rockets. heavy weapons on map. hope ya like
it. tell jvb i said dah

whats up guys, i have a few customs games. ok the first one is called hot
lava, ok so its a 2 plag ctf game, one person is the red guys(lave man)and
the other people are the blues. so the object of the game is to steal the
flag without being killed by the lava man, the lava man can only kill you
when your either off of a ledge or jumping, but if you fall off of a ledge
to another ledge the lava man cant kill you. the blues cant kill the lava
man.
my other is called ghostbusters, its a juggernaut game, juggernaut active
camo, speed on, no overshield. ur starting weapon is a setinel beam,the
juggernaut can only beat down(cant use the setinel beam)one life per
round, as many rounds as you want.if you play on a big level like
coagulation the juggernaut can only use the ghost but cant shoot. its a
really fun game and really hard. i hope you like them and have fun.

Hey Podtacular, this custom game is similair to Hog Wars except it is
Glitch Wars. It is on Containment and must have all vehicles spectres.
Everyone must get to the top of the map and if there are too many people
or some people don’t know how to get out of the map than teams are made.
Once at least two competetors are at the top of the red base building they
try to push the other person off the edge. There are no grenades and
starting weapon is plasma pistol to avoid shooting. If someone falls out
of their spectre then you must let them get back in and start at the
diferent sides of the building and fight again. If someone falls off the
building and gets stuck than someone at the top can kill them or can go
down and kill them. The last person or team is the champion. It is really
fun if everyone plays right. Keep on fraggin’ trucks, Podtacular!

The name of this custom built varient is titled. “Ninja Sport”. The name is
just as fun as playing it. The main objective of this game type is to be
sneaky. Starting weapons are Beam Rifle, and the Energy Sword should be
equiped as your secondary weapon. This is very imortant so that you will
not be revieled at the star of the round. Active Camo is ON. Best played
on large maps with close friends with a maximun of about 8 people
(specifically on Ascention and Coaglation ). Make it go up to ten.The
consequences for shooting your beam rifle alertes everyone of your
location. Then when on person shoots a rifle, everyone shoots, and then
its total CHAY-AUS (chaos). DAAAAAH!.

Thanks podtacular, this is Redchannel, and I now have a job baking cakes
at my local grocery store.


Interview with season champs: Team US

Interview

  1. So tell me a little bit about yourselves.
  2. Can you explain the Podtacular Season?
  3. What are some highlights and memorable moments you had during this past season?
  4. Would you suggest people participate in the next season? Why?
  5. Any shoutouts?

well just say I’m really glad how the team worked together. It was my and Thom’s “plans” that won it in the end lol. Just yeah we played well as a team because we respected each other and incouraged each other. We never said anything to put each other down so we never had to get mad at each other which made us play better. When you get three good players who play well then thats better than three great players who do not. The reason why we won, and we’re on the same team next year.

Next year watch out for your team! they over powered us everywhere and we never had a chance. Next year that team’s gonna be the one everyone’s gunning for.

Big shout-out to painkilla and his job throughout the season. Even though he won the first podtacular tourney ever, theres been alot more competition coming into the community. Its cool to see a former dropshocker and three of the podtacular original’s winning the season. Seems fitting. Three of the people who made podtacular big and one of our past enemies come together to take it all. Sounds like a movie.


Voice Mails with CapnKrunk

(intro)(outro)


Tales from the Foxhole

well, me and my friends were screwing around on lockout. it got really
laggy and then went to blue screen. when we got back into the game (from
blue screen), you could fall through the see-though glass in the middle by
walking over it.anyways, you guys rock.
ive got a shoutout to MURPHINATOR, hes my best friend

Hey guys, I have a tale from the foxhole for you.
So I go into BLB (Big Lag Battle) Skirmish and the gametype is 1 Flag CTF
on headlong, after two rounds, we have the lead by one capture, now as
usual, half the people on both sides have quit and its now 4v4.
So I head through the teleport, grab a Brute shot and continue down to the
hallway where the air lift is.I grab the BR at the end, then some random
dude pops outa nowhere with the noob combo 2.0 (SMG and plasma pistol)and
unloads on me, while this is happening, I just forget about fighting back,
because hes got my sheild down and hes fireing his SMG at me, dont ask me
how, but somehow he misses completly, and has to reload, so I just Give
him the old 1,2 and hes like OH MY GOD MODDER! I laugh or even ‘lol’ and
move into the base,I fire off 4 shots from my trusty Brute Shot into flag
area, and kill a defenseless old lady. I run in, grab flag, and I was
feeling confident as we had the lead, so I headed up towards the Beam
Rifle spawn, on the way up, A ‘sniper guy’ starts attacking me, I dode the
bullets (cos Im 1337) and give him the chemical beatdown. I get outside,
and the warthog dude is screaming at me to get in, so, no harm could come
of it, so I jumped down. This was a bad move. I was about to get into the
passengers seat when I hear a VVVVWWWAAHH or however the rocket sounds
like, I turn and make a bolt for. The warthog dude starts yelling at me ,
like Where are you going, get the heck in he-BABAM! I just keep running,
but not quickly enough, as another rocket hits me. An unfortunate end to
what would have been a great flag capture…
Great job with the podcast, keep on smackin hoes and smearing queers.

IT’s about 1:30 in the morning on a school night, so of course I’m up late
with a friend. You know how it can get- you’ve had enough of caring how
good you do, you just want to have some fun. We start a 1 Flag fast
capture on Burial Mounds and we begin on offense. He says to get in the
Warthog, which I do, thinking he’s gonna pull some stupid trick. One thing
I learned that night: “stupid” is such an abstract word.

He guns it, heading straight for the base’s right side. On the way there,
the enemy team has barely had enough time to load their game, let alone
prepare for a direct assault, and half of them get splattered, the other
half are off somewhere else. He does the sharpest right I’ve ever seen,
which puts me right on the flag. While I jump out and grab it, he backs up
to the sniper respawn. By the time I’ve picked it up, he’s heading straight
towards the opening and I manage to jump in just in time. Pulling some
crazy turns and even a successful 1080 sideways flip, he drops me right on
the flag return spot.

Total time since round start: 13 seconds. I’m not even kidding. I’d like
to someone beat that time!!!

I was Playing 2 Flag CTF on Coagulation and we had a deleveler on our team
and he was just committing suicide. Luckily the other team was bad so we
were winning 1-0 and and we got there flag all the way over to our base
when out of no where the deleveler stops committing suicide and comes over
to the flag and starts walking back to the opposing teams base. Obviously
they let him go and everytime someone on our team tryed to kill him to
stop him taking the flag back he would boot us so we ended up tying 1-1
when we could have easily won.

so one time i was playing a custom version of crazy king on beaver creek.
the hill moved obviously and everyone had active camo, no shields, and no
motion sensor turned on. it was 15 minutes to win. there were 16 people
and this was a 2 person team game. which meant there were 8 teams of 2.
it seemed simple but when we got in game we realized that it was
rockets….thats when the game got insane. people were doing triple kills
and they didnt even notice since everyone was invisible. i even told this
guy, “yo man that was a nice shot” and he replied saying “i killed
you?
wow am i insane” yea people didnt even know they were getting kills. no
one really bothered about the hill for a while since whereever the hill
went a torrent or rockets and grenades went with it. so me and my partner
developed a strategy where we went in one at a time and ran straight
through the hill. this got us a few seconds a peice but the time added
up.
near the tail-end when every team had atleast 13 minutes of time on the
hill people started to camp on it having no concern about dieing. i knew
we wouldnt win so i started to camp on top of the red base. just as my
luck would have it the hill spawned right behind me near the teleporter.
i
saw multiple ‘ghostly’ figures rush into the hill. the strange part
was
that no one fired their rockets…they just stood there adding time. i
asked what was going on and one guy said ” we want the game to end so
we
are just gunno get time and not kill anyone, everyone has agreed to
that”

the ironic thing here is that not everyone agreed. i asked my partner and
he said he was told about it. i figured what the hell and shot my rockets
and threw my grenades into the hill. what happened next was probably the
best achivement ive made in halo 2. i fired the rockets near the edges of
the group and then my grenades took the center of the group. i landed a
total of 9 kills. then doing the honourable thing i went to the hill and
got the rest of the 15 seconds my team needed to win

So, I was playing team snipers on Ivory Tower and it was a very close
game, 48 to 49 our lead. I was by the over shield heading up to the sniper
tower when i turn the corner and see three guys running at me, i get ready
to chuck a plasma grenade at them and then take cover, but my teammate
comes out of nowhere and i accidentally stick him! I think “Oh crap”, but
then the other guy on the team charges at him and tryes to beat him down!
The grenade blows both of them up, it says they killed each other instead
of a betreyal and WE WON THE GAME!

Alright, the other day I was playing a game of shotgun assault on sanctuary
with my friend and acouple o strangers. The first 3 rounds were pretty
normal, but when round 4 started all hell broke lose. The score was 2 to 1
our lead, neither team had been able to score the whole round and the time
was running out. Suddenly I found myself with Da Bomb. While nearing the
enemy base a asked my team to create a distraction. They all charged up
the front ramp and got slaughtered
during this time i positioned myself on the rightside ramp waiting to go
in. Time was almost out so i decided to go for it. I crouched and began to
walk in. All 4 enemys were runnning around right in front of me yet none of
the appeared to see me. I armed the bomb and won the game and started
yelling in victory. Good job everyone at podtacular . Keep on fragging
trucks.

one time, i was playing a match on zanzibar, and i was playing with a few
friends. he score was 24-24 and he decided to suicide. ( no idea why.) his
score went up to 25 and he won the game. do you know what happened? someone
tell me.

Hey all, great podcast etc, now on to the good stuff
Several weeks ago, my friend and I were playing team training team slayer, and we were totally dominating (pwning). Anyway, the other team go so fed up that all but one guy left. At this point the score was something like 15-6. Anyway, we had this guy pinned in a room, and one of my team mates threw a plasma nade at him and it missed, but it looked like it ‘unstuck’ it self. Everyone was like: Dude, how did you do that??! and this guy said that if you press up, down, left, right, B, it unsticks you. So he got everyone into this room, and we all stood around while he stuck one of our team mates and watched and he attempted to unstick it. Needless to say, we all blew up. We spent the remainder of the game trying to get unstuck from his plasmas. The we were all hanging around in the post game carnage report, and we hear some guy laughing his @$$ of in the background. We were like whats so funny? and he said, you newbs, check out the score. THIS DUDE HAD CAUGHT UP ALL THE KILLS AND ACTUALLY BEAT US AND WON THE GAME. Just goes to show you, use your words (and your grenades)

You know how every time you win a game someone challenges you to face off
head to head. Well I was in team training and owning with the sword so
people were saying I couldn’t play without the sword. So I challenged
one of the complainers to head to head. He excepted. We played lockout, I
won 25 to 11, and I didn’t use the sword. My opponent was a real cool
guy. You kick Possum Wumpis Podtac.

Hey Podtacular this is SwiftFish with a tale from the foxhole. I was playing assault in terminal in matchmaking and my team was leading 1-0 going into the last round. We had to defend our base in the last round. Unfortunately, my whole team left(and another person from the other team), so i was the only one there against three. I only had an SMG, but i was too scared to leave to base, even though i wouldn’t be able to do anything with a single SMG. Then, finally i heard the warthog coming with their entire team. I was watching them cross the train tracks, and out of nowhere the train ran into them, splattered their entire team, and destroyed the warthog. That bought me enough time to get the Rocket Launcher and defend my base for the whole round, and to win the game with 1-0. In the postgame lobby i told them that they got owned by a girl and that they are a bunch of nubcakes.
PS. your show is so awesome, but Kraft Dinner(macaroni and cheese) and Crumpets still owns all.

Me and my friend mike were playing a Turf Team Slayer game when i was around a 27-28 ranking, and some guy had a modded turret warthog with autoheadshot sniper bullets… and you would respawn right by where the warthog respawns on the map, you’d respawn with a Battle Rifle and about 5 shots… well apparently 2 of the guys on the modder’s team had no clue that the guy was modding, and grabbed the warthog and started to drive off… seizing the oppurtunity at hand, i jumped to the two trucks by the Brute Shot spawn, and crouched. The modder didn’t notice me, currently busy enough with my 3 other players, and my friend Mike jumping around and screaming. Well, the two non-modders were just messing around, driving around the warthog, and they happened to drive by. I anticipated it, and jumped into the road, and they slowed down and tried to get out and kill me ( i dont know why they didn’t just shoot me with the warthog ) and i melee the driver a couple times, and kill him, and then jump on the turret while the other idiot in the warthog tries to shoot at me ( he eventually ran out of ammo, considering you start with only a few shots worth ). I yell to my friend and he runs over to the warthog, jumps in the driver’s seat, and i get in the turret. after my friend mike hunts out the modder and kills him ( in a good shot of luck i am to believe ) , we sit by the spawn point and wait for him to spawn. I start crazy firing at the mound of bodies collecting by the spawn point, and the modder contiuning spawns there, and then gets annihilated in the face by his own mods. He bitches whenever possible, but there is no denying him and his entire team is getting demolished by his own dumbass mods. He quit after we were halfway done, but i can imagine how it feels to go against a legit player with unbeatable mods, and have them turn your mods against you. thats the best halo match i had every played.

I just had a little tale from the foxhold here and it’s really wierd. Ok,
I was playing on Xbox Live by myself on Coagulation. It was a closed party
and I was just driving a warthog around the map just for fun. Suddenly, I
went off a hill on the map and when I landed, my guy actually fell through
the warthog and through the bottom of the map and it said “Killed by the
Guardians”. I started laughing really hard! Well, that’s my Tale from the
Foxhold. Thanks for listening podtacular. Keep on fraggin’ trucks.

Ok, it was on Zanzibar 1 Flag in skirmish and we where winning 1-0. It is
the last round and they manage to get it out of our base. I run to camp
froman and grab the snipe. By that time they are already on the seawall
walking twords their sniper spawn away from active camo tower. I jump up
and snipe him in the head right before he leaves my visibility and the
flag drops and goes throgh the map and keeps dropping all the way to the
bottom untill it returns. I laughed at them and they got pissed. we won
1-0.

One time in 1 flag CTF on Zanzibar. The score was tied 1 to 1 with one
round left with the opposing team on offense. After a minute or two they
kill 3 of 4 members of our team (me being the last one alive) and get the
flag in a warthog. I am at the seawall by the stairway to the beach. At
this point there is about 15-20 seconds left the hog comes onto the beach
and the flag guy gets out a short distance away form the capture point. I
run down by the hog to attack the flag guy but a rocket hits the hog and
kills me but it flips the hog on the flag guy and rocket guy gets a
betrayal. I assume the games over as I watch the rocket guy pick up the
flag then he gets booted by the guy he betrayed about 4 feet from the
capture point and time runs out and we tie the game.

One time I was at Turf and I had a Battle Rifle and I shot it and tried to
reload and accidentally did a double shot, the single greatest moment in
the history of my lifeline up to this point. Except for that time I was
with 2 cheerleaders…nevermind.

So one day I went into team training alone. I got matched up with some
people who looked good. And a guy with his three guests. It was regular
slayer on acension. I grabbed the sniper near the small tower took it to
the middle jumped on the rotating thing. I was 1 kill away from 20 in one
life. Then my teammate killed one of them. GAME OVER. Thankx.

Hey guys this is the nine year old pwner himself, PurpleDemon666. I have a
really funny story to tell you. I was playing a game of CTF Swat on
Warlock. I kept on saying BaBam everytime I killed someone, but anyways, I
was playing a game of CTF Swat and my whole team was in our base. I saw
this one guy walking below my in the little hallway and threw a frag
grenade at him. The grenade bouced off his head and headed straight for
us. My whole team had just died. The other team started laughing and took
the flag and scored. That’s my unfortunate tale from the foxhole.

Hey Podtacular I’ve got a tale from the foxhole.
I was playing assault on terminal in matchmaking and my team and I were
about to go into the final round with a score of 1-0 us. We had to defend
the base. Unfortunately, my entire team and one other person from the
other team left, so it was me against three guys. When the game started i
was too scared to grab any power weapons because I thought I would be gone
while they were arming the base. Plus, they destroyed the wraith quickly,
so I was alone with a single SMG. There was one minute left in the game,
and finally i heard the warthog coming with the entire team. I quickly
dodged behind the large box so the gunner wouldn’t get me, but then
suddenly I didn’t hear the warthog anymore and instead I heard a train
smash into the warthog, destroying it and killing the entire team. That
bought me enough time to grab a couple nades and a rocket launcher and win
the game. In the postgame lobby I kept rubbing it in their face that they
got pwned by a girl and they were too embarrassed to say anything.
PS- Podtacular is almost as good as macaroni and cheese, almost.

I have a tale from the foxhole. This happened to a friend of mine wile
playing CTF on Coag. He was sitting in the shadows with the rockets
waiting for some vehicles to come. Soon enough the banshee comes speeding
towards the base. He locks on and hits the banshee. To his surprise the
banshee fell down on top of a full Warthog and right as it hit it, the
banshee exploded and so did the hog. KILLTACULAR!

I have another tail from the foxhole. This happened today at the Zombie
madness event. We were playing in a party of atleast 10 on Coag. all but
three of us were the zombies. Legend 001, me, and anoter guy(i can’t
remember his name), were holed up in the caves with only 2 pistols, a
sniper, a shotgun, and a few BRs (about 2/3 full) and 15 minutes to go. We had the sniper stationed in the pool of water looking down that lond
hallway and I was watching the top enterence with dual pistols while
Legend alternated to whichever side needed help. They made a few
organised assualts but we held them off. near the end of the game we lost
all sight of the enemy and we began to grow wary and our trigger fingers
twitched nervously. with 30 seconds left we had a sighting, two of the
zombie were advancing down the lunnel towards the pool so LEgend went down
to assist thinking that this was the zombies last desperate attempt to add
us to their number. I was left alone at the top with 1/2 a clip of Br
ammo and 6 shots left in both pistols when the true assault began. The
horde of zombies poured through the top enterence. I droped a few with my
remaining pistols shots then quickly ran to the back of teh cave to warn
teh others of the incoming threat. mere steps behind me came the zombies
but thanks to my advance warning, and my teammate with the shotgun, we
avioded being tonights main corpse i mean course.

Hey guys this is meean Luc. I went into team SWAT matchmaking and I the
game I got was Classic on Ivory Tower. So at the beginning of the game I
vowed to only kill people with one bulet, and that’s what I did. I pressed
the B button after I fired one BR shot so I could only fire one bullet. I
ended up getting 1st place with 28 kills it was awsome!

One time I was playing an 8 vs. 8 slayer game on Warlock. It was about
halfway into the game, and 5 of my teamates quit (I was on red team), and
1 blue guy quit. We were losing badly, but, when I was in one of the
bases, shooting people with my BR, 4 blue guys suddenly start ganging up
on me, and right when I’m about to die, I throw a plasma grenade, stick on
of the blues, then I die. When the plasma grenade explodes, it not only
takes out the the guy I stuck, but it also takes 2 other blues, giving me
an instant triple kill. After that, a lot of blues quit the game, and my
team eventually won.

Once i was playing on a custom game with about 14-16 people and the lag
must have been really bad that when i was running near the grav lift on
lockout, i lagged of the edge wich kinda sucked becasue it conted as a
“you fell to your death”.
Another tail is actully from one of my friends they said that they he was
playing on lockout and there was a sniper on top of the BR tower, He had a
beamrifle and he got killed by another sniper what was weird was the fact
that the beam shot what seemed to look like all of its shots ever where
killing about 3 people at different places, one got killed at the grav
lift, one got killed in the middle area and one got killed at the cornor
bridge below the BR tower. I found that hard to belevie but hes a good
friend and thought he might be tellin the truth..

Okay, yesterday, i was playing halo PC online, and i stuck this guy in the
face twice. then, the first one blew up, which trew of the other one, and
stuck a another guy in the face, which lead me to a triple kill.

Hey guys! I have a tale from the foxhole for you. One day I was playing
on Terminal, sniping from the parking area. Then an enemy came from
behind me and started shooting. I hardly had time to react, and I jumped
out of the window-type thing. I figured I would just land on the ground,
nothing spectacular, but I landed on the platform in between the two train
rails, and the trains passed the second I landed. It was just like a
movie! But then, some dude had to come and ruin the moment. I was shot
the moment the trains left. Oh well. Anyway, keep up the good work
Podtacular!


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