(hosts Foo Mo Jive, Reaping Raven, JVB)
Podtacular Update Show: Thailand Actionsack Edition (explain)
I am smelly. Halo Portable has a new podcast hosted by Mintz. They also have a cool new web site at www.haloportable.com.
Hey Foo, just thought I’d let ya know that Halo Planet announced their winners for the Halo 3 cover art contest. Here’s the link to the Bungie article http://www.bungie.net/News/Story.aspx?link=h3covartresults And here’s the link to the Halo Planet article http://www.haloplanet.com/features/contest/halo3_cover_contest_winners.shtml Well, hope that gets on the Podtacular front page! Take care.
this is my first post. this might be old news , but halogen, the mod for
Command and Conquer Generals Zero Hour, is getting close to completion. i
am sure Foo Mo knows about this as it has been mentioned in earlier shows
but i thought i would give you guys a few sites:
http://halogen.slipstreamproductions.net/
http://mods.moddb.com/2211/halogen/
Coming Events
also…
We’re on wikipedia again thanks to the2cheat!
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i have a glitch.on ivory tower go to the place
where the oversheild is. there is kinda a square in the area where its
flat. have someone jump up into the right corner. then, there is a bold
line (if you look down you will see it) have someone crouch down and walk
torwards the person in the corner. after about halfway, have the person
walking melee with a rocket launcher and move to the right. you will fall
through the level. its pretty sweet.
okay this trick can get you to the top of the sniper tower in lockout in a
few seconds if done right. okay all you need is a sticky gernade. go to
the top of the sniper tower where the sniper riffle responds. you are now
facing out of the sniper tower and you can see the other base. turn to
your left and you will see a ledge. there is a tall part to the ledge and
a small part to the ledge stand on the taller part. okay just above you
you will see something sticking out of the tower you will need to get on
the half circle piece of it. throw a sticky gernade at the ground when you
are standing on the ledge close to your feet. wait a second then jump then
press and hold crouch. if you don’t make it the first try don’t worry
about it. it took me a few trys as well. okay when you are up there face
the tower and jump the the part in between the thing sticking out and the
tower. now you are in between the long skinny thing sticking out of the
tower and the tower itself. now is the easy part face the long skinny
thing if you look up a little bit you will see a very little ledge type
thing where the two poles are sticking out of. you face that jump on that
little ledge then instantly jump backwards on to the tower behind you. and
now you are on the top. sounds confusing really isn’t though i just
wanted to give you guys perfect directions so you know exacly what i’m
talking about. its really just
1. gernade bounce onto half circle thing above sniper riffle
2. jump inbetween the two poles and tower itself
3. face poles jump on little ledge then jump instantly backward onto the
tower.
i’ve been practicing for about 20 minutes and i can get up the 9 out of 10
times in bout 5 or 6 seconds.
Hey guys i know this cool glitch. Anyways first u need to setup an oddball
gametype and make it so u have plasma pistols in primary and sword in
secondary. And also u need to be connection host. Okay now u have to get
another plasma pistol so u can dual wield. Then u go up to oddball and
just like the weaponless glitch get rid of ur two pistols. You should draw
your sword. To everyones point of view you are now holding your like an
smg. Its really to watch. When you lunge it looks like ur just poking
them. Alright thats about it. Keep up the good work Podtacular!! and go
RecD!
I am not sure of you know this but i have discovered a way
to go down grav lifts on lockout. First of all you must be at the top of
the lift amd then jump down but keep as close to the wall as possable.
This is because there is a small gap between the lifts grav waves and the
wall at allows you to fall down. Mastering this can be usefull for jumping
down and supriseing someone coming behind you.
Love the show keep up the good work
You know you play too much halo 2 when you add the suffix ”-tacular” to 4
of everything.
^^[Stolen from HBO]
You know you play too much Halo when you spend $60 on a brand new video
game only to come home and play Halo again.
You know you play too much Halo 2 when you get in your car and your vision
momentarily changes to 3rd person behind the vehicle.
You know you play too much Halo when…
- in you play capture the flag in P.E. Class and when the opposing team
captures your team’s flag you yell in the announcer voice “Flag Captured”
and then “Round Over!”
- When you are playing Amazing Penguin for Game Boy and you are killed you
shout “MODDER!!!!” and when you defeat a baddie you yell “PWNED NOOB!!!”
(Belive me I’ve gotten some weird looks at school.)
GO REC B!!!!
Yo Momma is so smelly she gets a killamanjaro by lifting up her arms
YO momma is so ugly the gaurdians are afraid to kill her.
You know you play too much Halo 2 when Your friend makes a 3pt. over you in basketball and you scream “YOU HAD
HOST!” or you wake up in the morning and hear “TEAM SLAYER”
1. you know you play too much halo 2 when u try to jump off your roof and
superbounce to get on top of the tree in your front yard to snipe the
people that dont live in the neighborhood
2. you know you play too much halo 2 when you try to grenade jump onto your
roof to see if there is a hidden skull on top of it
3. you dont play enough halo 2 when people are talking about halo and you
ask if you playin as those short little alien thingies or that one dude in
the shiny green armor
You know you play too much Halo 2 when you name the voice in your head “Cortana”
You know you play too much Halo 2 when you walk into a military base and
ask if the new SPARTAN armor is available for civilians yet.
You know you play too much Halo
You know you play too much Halo when…...
- At your wedding, you can’t take your vows because Cortana said “Don’t
make a girl a promise if you know you can’t keep it.”
- When you play paintball, you try to BXR your opponent. (Warning: Assault
charges filed by your opponent may follow)
- You start getting paranoid that your girlfriend is cheating on you with
Sgt Johnson.
- You start having erotic dreams about Miranda Keyes alone with you in a
Pelican. I must be playing too much Halo…....
you dont play enough halo 2 when you have the super mario brothers song on
your ipod and have beaten every mario game created…..
you know when your playing with a noob when
You take the sniper and some random little kid says he called it even
though he’s cross map. He walks all the way over to you and betray you,
then waste the whole gun without getting one headshot only to say I’m
having a bad day.. and we lost the game by like 4.
You know you play to much Halo when
1) you yell “shut up cortana!” when your mom yells at you to clean you room
before its to late.
2) When your teacher tells you got the highest grade on a test you stand
up and yell “I pwnd you noobs!” and when you get the lowest and yell
“modders!”
3)When you tackle 7 people in gym on one play and yell”Overkill!”
4) if you hit some guy in the back of the head with your airsoft gun and
yell Assaination!
you know you play too much halo when u have the HUD burnt into ur vision.
This has actually happent to me quite a few times, it really plays tricks
on you like if you look at someone the cross-hairs go red. yes i know, i need to ease off the halo a bit or mabey i need to play more?
You know you playing against a n00b when he calls the sword the “shiny
little blade thingy” and when they TALK to the flag on multiflag.
You know you play too much Halo when you wait in your empty garage for a
Warthog to spawn.
You know you play too much Halo when you have fantasies about Master Chief
and Cortana.
You know you play too much Halo when you play it for twenty FIVE hours a
day.
You know you think about Halo 3 too much when you buy a second computer so
you can use both Halo 3 wallpapers from Bungie’s site at once.
You know you take the game too seriously when in an unranked match you
start crying cause you lost. (I have been with a guy who has done this in
team training)
you know your playin against a noob when… he comes right up to you with a
sniper,shoots you in the face, and screams NO SCOPE!!!!!!!!!!!!
You know You have been playing too much Halo 2 when you ask someone to customize
your car to look like a warthog.
ACtually i play to much halo since one time when i was dazing i saw
somebody come through the door, suddenly a br appeared in the right corner
of my and fired constantly. Keep up the good work everybody. LOL (little
oscilating ladies)
1. You know you play too much Halo 2 when someone asks you how old you are
and you tell them your rank in Halo 2 instead of your age.
2. You know you play too much Halo 2 when your playing basketball and the
other team wins you get mad and say: THEY MUST BE MODING! REPORT THEM!
REPORT THEM!
Keep up the good work Podtacular!
Oh and that was me a couple episodes back that sent in the Tips for Turf
and put “Dual-wielding a Sniper Rifle” lol that was a typo I think I ment
to put Plasma Rifle but I dont remember. And my email address means Ohio
State not Oaklahoma State. Go Buckeyes!!!
Alright Later!!
1) You knew you played too much Halo 2 when you became excited to hear the
news that footage of Major League Gaming tournaments are to be broadcasted
on USA network this coming Christmas Season.
[b] Explanation: [/b]
That might not sound funny at first, and it is because we play too much
Halo 2. When you think about it, you realize that you are excited about
watching strangers play a video game!
You know you are playing too much Halo 2 when playing a friendly game of
capture the flag in real life and instead of tagging the other team, you
throw a rock at one, punch him in the back of the head, Repeatidly whack
him with the flag until he is unconsious, then teabag him and call him a
n00b.
or…
You know you are playing too much Halo 2 when playing with your friends
and one (lets call him Jimmy) starts anoying you. Then you say “That is
it! You are BOOTED!” You stand still for a few seconds and Jimmy falls
down dead. In the corner of your field of vision it says “Jimmy quit.”
You know you play too much Halo 2 when you accidently call someone who’s a
witness to an event an innocent standbyer instead of an innocent
by-stander!
(it happened to me once)
You know you play too much Halo 2 when you try to come up with these
jokes
When making a little colorful number next to your gamertag go up becomes
the purpose of your day off from school, you might be playing too much
Halo 2.
You know you play too much Halo when you are in a mall/crowded place and
realize that no one has an emblem floating above their heads and begin to
ask to yourself where you droped your shotgun.
1. you know you play too much halo2 when you pull down the fire alarm at
school and start shouting “okay i opened the gate!!”
2. you know you play too much halo2 when you jump out in the middle of the
street and try to steal a car like you’re boarding a warthog.
3. you know you play too much halo2 when ur in jail because you went
around “BXB-ing” peopleo on the street.
You know you play to much halo2 when you get OSS(out of school
suspension) from school and you tell youre mom you were temporarily
banned.
If you could give a shoutout to me,that would be awesome
You know your playing too much halo 2 when….................. If your
running for class president and at the end of your speech you say ” and
remember keep on fraggin’ trucks” (and you lose the election by only
getting one vote from your friend who also plays halo and listins to
podtacular!!!!!1
you know your playing too much halo2 when your in the store and you run
down the aisle screaming doubleshop, tripleshop,shoptacular!!!!!!!!
You know you play too much halo when you add spartans to the long lasting
debate between ninjas and pirates.
i think you all need an x-box connect section on your show im sure theres
alot of people like me who listen but instead of live we play XBC
You know you’ve been playing too much Halo 2 when…
You wake the next morning and you find a bunch of skulls on your floor and
a giant clock around your neck
Every time you hear Ghosts of Reach from the Halo 2 Soundtrack, you start
to cry because it makes you think of all the dead Spartans who died on
Reach.
When you try to master the throwing animation of grenades (like I have). I
work in the shoe department at my store and when I find the paper from the
shoe boxes, I pretend that they are stickies and I jump and throw them.
You know you play too much halo 2
...when you press the white button in splitscreen.
...when you wear a headset in campaign.
...when you call your friend by their gamertag instead of their actual
name.
...if everyone on your friends list is online at the same times.
...when you start to use halo to act out the news.
...if you have the entire soundtrack of halo 2. and memorized(with all the
ahhhhs and ohhhhss)
...when you get so bored you play with your feet.(i actually got a
killtacular once)
...if halo 2 is your only game over several years of owning an xbox.
...you blame bungie for dropping grades.
1. You know you don’t play enough Halo 2 when someone yells “Sweep Snipe!”
and you ask them where they got the broom.
2. You know you don’t play enough Halo 2 when you think that BXR is a
weapon.
3. You know you don’t play enough Halo 2 when you think that dual wielding
a needler and magnum is a good idea.
4. You know you don’t play enough Halo 2 when you have the sword and you
get beatdown by the guy right in front of you.
This next one is a “You know you suck at Halo 2 when…”
1. You know you suck at Halo 2 when you have played Matchmaking for a year
and you still are a level 2.
You know you play too much Halo 2 when you call out Headshots, Double
Kills, Triple Kills, and more while playing Dodgeball. You get quite a bit
of odd looks in gym class when you yell out “Running Riot!” Also, you know you play too much Halo 2 when you simulate games to
determine who goes to get soda from the garage at a friend’s house. God, I
love simulating host Shotgun…
You know you play to much halo when..
1.) You stop playing and you relized that your family moved away.
2.) There is a imprint of your butt on the couch.
3.) when you haven’t relized that halo 3 has been released for 2 years.
4.) When you go play base ball and at the end of the you wonder
why did the announcer say game over .
5.) when your xbox lights on fire and your halo 2 discs melts onto the
floor
6.) your power bill is more then the states bill you live in
You know you play too much Halo 2 when…
You have to press X to get out of bed.
You have to press X to brush your teeth…
to make breakfast…
You’ve made a custom Master Chief pinata.
You think the Washington Monument looks like a needler crystal.
You’d actually buy Windows Vista to play Halo 2 PC.
You bought a 360 controller to use on Halo 1 PC.
You own both versions of Halo 1 (3 if you count the Mac edition). (Guilty)
You bought a Master Chief action figure.
You’ve modeled your room after warlock.
You’ve gone through 4 XBL headsets playing Halo 2. (Guilty)
Master Chief’s targeting reticle is burned into your 52” plasma tv you bought specifically to play Halo/2 on.
You have over 4GB of Halo videos on your computer. (Guilty)
You’re only gonna buy a 360 after Halo 3 comes out. (Guilty)
You want to grow up to be a Spartan.
You’ve played every custom gametype out there.
you know you think abour halo3 too much
when you convert the trailer and making of the trailer for halo 3 into mp3
files, so you can listen to martys awesome music and halo3 of course on
the go
you know you play to much halo when your xbox rejects to play halo
anymore
you know you dont play enough halo is when you actually have a life
you no youve been playin too much halo
when you start asasinating people with your notebook at school, ive done
this
you know you play too much halo when.,.. you end every word you say with
tacular
you know you play too much halo 2 when you have a bumber sticker that sais
triple splatter
also you know when you play too much halo 2 when you propose to someone
you say will you play halo 2 with me and you give your girlfreind a three
month
Hi guys this is Lucas or meean Luc and you know you play to much halo 2 if
you have joined every Halo 2 related group on Myspace.
This came into my head while I was watching “Dawn of the Dead”.
You know you play too much Halo 2 when… the “Good to go” commercial for
Taco Bell has actually happened to you.
Hope you guys like it. I muchos love your show.
An important thing for all the listeners to know is that “Yo momma” jokes
are a part of cultures and are not taken seriously, we aren’t actually
talking about each other’s moms.
With that being said, I just have to say that Yo momma so fat, that the
first Halo revolves around [b] her [/b], I mean after all, she [i] is [/i]
the “gas giant”.