with Foo Mo Jive, RvB M CaBoOsE, and Mintz
This is the Customs and Call-ins Show, (explanation)
I have a cool custom game called ghostbuters. (notice the misspelling) It is a Juggernaut based game.
You have battle rifles and shotties. The juggernaut has active camo, no over shield, has a motion
sensor, (“ghostbusters” can have one or not whichever way you like) and he is fast. the rule is that
the juggernaut has to use the shotty and the “ghostbusters” must use the battle rifle (or vise versa
whichever way you like better I prefer Juggernaut use shotty). These are the main settings if you
want to change it that is fine, as long as you have these settings you will be fine. the biggest
problem you have is when people don’t follow the weapon thing so it doesn’t work as well as it
should on live but if everyone plays right it is extremely fun. The best way to kill the Juggernaut is to
use teamwork and rely on stealth because you dont have a motion sensor and the juggernaut does.
If you are the juggernaut the best way to win is to hide in a place with only one entrance and stand
by the doorway and blow the crap out of anyone who comes in (this is when you have juggernaut
with shotgun of course). it is fun to play on small maps like lockout, and midship is ok. I have a
question….WHAT EVER HAPPENED TO TROY??
Prison Break
4 Warthogs
2 Banshees
Only gun is Sentinal Beam
Alright, Up to 5 People are on Red, and one person who is the
Convict/Bad Guy/Escapee on blue. Now everyone gets into their OWN
vehicle, there is no shooting from turrets or banshee allowed! The 5
People have to ram into the guy on Blue until his warthog explodes or
he flips and then you can try to splatter him then.
Other Miscellanous rules:
LET THE BLUE GUY GET TO A WARTHOG!!!!
No hiding allowed, but you are allowed to go up in high places (for
instance the floating highway piece in headlong) and stay there until
they get to you.
Be sure to CLOSE your party because when theres more than 6 in your
party the rest can’t do anything!
Good maps for this:
Coagulation
Headlong
Waterworks
Containment
I’m a new listener, u guys are wicked geeks, I love the show. I tried to take a week off but listening
to all your tips, I can feel my fingers twitch. Anyways I got some custom game types for ya (they’re
my favorite and my clan super likes these).
1.End of the World
-team game (best played with 4 teams of 2 or 3)
-magnum starting weapon
-random secondary weapon
-weapons on map: map default
-any map is fine (but smaller is better)
-extra damage
-radar on
-grenades to start, grenades on map
-regular sheilds
-very important: first to 20 kills
It’s fast and great for working your large group up for larger games
2. RockyurSoxoff Sp (special)
-this is a game created for my clan. It’s the 3 favorite weapons of our clan
-shot guns and swords to start
-weapons on map: brute shots
-radar off
-regular sheilds
-first to 25 kills (depending on the number of players)
-grenades on map on, no starting grenades
3. (Golden) showers
-sentinel beams to start
-no grenades at all
-radar on
-no weapons on map
-first to 25 kills
-talking smack is a must
-good on lockout
4. punch drunk love
-created for valentine’s day but good everyday
-plasma pistol starting
-no secondary weapon
-no weapons on map
-radar on
-first to 25 kills
-lockout is the best for it
-grenades on map on, starting grenades off
Thanx guys, hope you enjoy these games I certainly do!
Ps: you should do a show about the ladies that play halo 2… there are more out there then you
think… (like me)
Name: Mercenaries
Game variant: slayer
Mach Options: 1 round
100-250 kills
No time limit
Resolve ties off
Player Options:
16 active players
Unlimited lives
10 sec respawn
No suicide penalty
Normal-no shields (I play with normal)
Motion tracker on
Active camo off
Extra damage off
Damage resistance off (put on if using no shields)
Team Options: (note: you play with 3 teams)
Team play on Team scoring sum
Team changing on
Friendly fire off
Respawn time cycling
Betrayal penalty 15 sec
Force even teams off (note: has to be off)
Slayer Options:
Bonus points on
Suicide point loss on
Death point loss off
Vehicle Options:
Vehicle respawn time map default
Primary light vehicle warthog
Secondary light vehicle gauss hog
Heavy vehicle scorpion tank
Banshee on
Primary turret large machine gun
Secondary turret large machine gun
Equipment Options:
Starting weapon BR
Secondary weapon Magnum
Starting grenades on
Weapons on map human
Weapon respawn time double time
everything else is off
HOW To PLAY:
Simple 3 teams 1green 1red 1blue. Red and blue bold MUST bold have more people. (need at least 5
people to play) green has a max of 3 people and are the mercenaries they hide out on the cave with
water which no team can shoot in or out of (no whacking ether foomo.) to hire the mercenaries you
must give a vehicle or weapon and the entire mercenaries team now works for your team (make sure
to tell your team.) mercenaries are meant for killing tanks and banshees (^%@! You bungee for
adding banshees(Banshees are annoying) ) but can also be used for killing infantry. Green can also
be captured (LIKE IN COPS AND ROBBERS)
And only be let out by captors opposite team or green team.
My custom gametype: “The ReDeadening”
It is a Juggernaut variant, similar to Dreadnaut
Starting weapons: BR and sword
Starting grenades: no
Weapons on Map: Human
Maps: any (Coagulation works well)
Number of kills: Any (25-75 works well)
Vehicles: None
Shields: Normal
Juggernaut gets invisibility and fast walk, nothing else.
The rules are simple: the Juggernaut is a ghost, and you all are trying to kill him. If you are killed by
the ghost, you become “haunted”, and you must get 1 betrayal before you can go back to trying to
kill the ghost. The ghost can only use the sword, and the humans can use all human weapons except
the rocket launcher. The person to get the most kills as the ghost wins.
HE RIPPED MY SKULL OUT AND BEAT ME WITH IT! (RvB! pun intended)
or
Beat Down!
Objective/Game Set- This is an oddball variant, be the first person to
hold one of the two oddballs for the 5:00 limit.
In this game type there are two oddballs which the players in the game
will fight over using beat downs and alot of swearing!
The starting weapon is plasma pistol which you can use to charge and
beat down people (because regular shields are on) which leaves you a
choice between beating down with the oddball or a plasma pistol.
Because there are two balls you can get some skull on skull action or,
the “oddballers” can help protect eachother (if it benifits one or the
other).
Have fun and make sure to try it with other rule variants, like adding
grenades. This game is best played on Midship but other small maps like
Lockout and Warlock also work.
I’d like to give a shout out to LORDZ LIMITZ who is the coolest British
Xbox Live player I have ever met!
Game Type: Slayer or Team Slayer
Name: Gorillaz
Starting weapon: Sniper Rifle
Secondary Weapon: BR
Weapons on Map: Snipers
Starting Grenades: No
Grenades on Map: No
Vehicles: None
Camo: On
Camo on Map: Off
Overshieldon Map: Off
Motion Tracker: Off
Shields: None
hey guys i gotta custom for ya. its called meteor shower. the game is
played in headlong, you start out with brutes and with no weapons on
map. you stand on the beginning of the un-finished bridge across from
the overshield spawn. you look straight up and fire ALL of your brute
shots. Then, quicky run straight to the stairs leading up to the
overshields and wait. then let the chaos begin as ALL of your shots
come down and cause havoc. Last ne standing wins. best played with at
least 4 people. keep up the good work guys. peace.
I made a new custom juggernaut game thats quite fun. Make it so the
juggernaut has over sheilds, active camo, infinate ammo, is super fast,
does extra damage, and is damage resistant. Then make all the other
players have no sheilds. Both startinf weapons should be random (at
least that is how I like to so it). It is extremely hard for the others
to kill the juggernaut, so everyone has to work together. You need at
least 4 players or it is impossible to kill the juggernaut, but the
more the better. I like to play on ascension but it doesn’t matter.
Hope you like it and keep up the good work.
Hey the name of this game is Demolition Derby, it is best played at
Coagulation or another big open map. The only vechicles on the map are
warthogs, the starting wepon is shotgun with shotguns on map, no
granades. There must be an even number of players split into teams of
2. The rules are: no shooting unless you are in the passenger side of
the hog, no fireing the turret, and you can melee if you arn’t in a
hog, you can obviosly splatter all you want. Kill up to 25.
The name of the game is Rugby
2 teams of 4
1 team of 2
Grenades are off
starting weapon is brute shot
secondary weapon is battle rifle
game type is oddball
best played on coagulation
Objective: is to run with the ball u cannot pass it forwards and throw it between the set goalposts no
shooting but u can melee only if they have the ball everyone has overshields The team of 2 is the
refs who go to a sniping place with Beam Rifle or Sniper Rifle. If anybody shoots or otherwise Cheats
the refs snipe them one ref should be from each team and should be a good sniper if both refs are
bad then both teams turn on them and obliderate them.
Gang War:
Human weapons no shields no radar
warthogs on map (no one can use turret only side seat)
start out with pistol,SMG
4 4 man teams
team slayer 250 kills
Juggersuck:
active camo for all except Juggernaut
no shield for anyone
map default everything
juggernaut slow with no special abilities
5 kills to win
I Have 2 Custom games:
The first one Was invented by my friend’s friend, and my
friend(DyeHard311) changed it.
R n R
You should only play this with people you trust.
Note: Some people hate this game, others love it. If you enter a game
of r n r, please don’t annoy people by telling them how much you think
it sucks.
Type:Slayer
Map: Coagulation
Primary weapon: Sniper
Secondary: Covenant sniper
Power ups(overshield, camo): off
Vehicles: Only Warthogs
Rules: You are not allowed to use scope if you are trying to kill
someone on foot, but if they are in a warthog, you can scope them out
of it.
The next one I made when i was bored one day, it is good if you only
have two people in youre party.
It is called IF ONLY.(don’t ask.)
type:slayer
Map: Lockout
Primary weapon: Random
Secondary: Sword
Rules: No special rules, just kill everyone.
This is Phantom Gett with a Quick custom, It’s a game that requires some rules, but can be really
fun!
Name: Ultimate Hide and Seek!
Gametype: NOT JUGGERNAUT! Slayer Actually
Weapons: Starting: Primary: Sniper Riffle
Weapons: Secondary: Rocket Launcher
Weapons on the map are Sniping
Kill Limit: anywhere from 15-Unlimited
Lives: Your decision (1 Life gets to be pretty stategic as You have to know where he is after the first
shot)
Vehicles: Spectres
Map: Containment
Rules: Everyone goes up on tip of Containment, except one person, who will be the Sniper! He will
hide and Snipe people off the top of the map! If someone can find him, and/or kill him, they become
the next Ground Sniper. If everyone on the Top is killed, the last person up there is the Next Sniper!
It’s crazy because just when you think the Sbiper runs out of Ammo, and you go to check… BAM! 2
rockets blow up rigt in your face! It’s fun because, it’s hard to see anyone from both ends! You have
to snipe without being found to win! The Loger you aren’t found the moire fun you have! ONCE
KNOCKED OFF OF THE TOP, YOU MAY SEARCH FOR THE GROUND SNIPER, WITH ROCKETS ONLY AND IF
YOU KILL HIM, YOU DO NOT WIN!
Medals of Honor
Some people use this game to determine the person who will be “it”
in Hide and Seek, the Zombie in Dawn of the Dead, or Mike Myers in
Halloween, etc. Go crazy and be creative in your killing. At the end of
the game, the person with the most medals is the winner. Ties are
resolved with who has more kills.
Mode: SlayerKill Limit: UnlimitedTime Limit: 10 minutesPlayers
Recommended: 4-16Map(s): Anything Primary Weapon: Needler Secondary
Weapon: Magnum Weapons on map: None Vehicles: Everything Turrets:
Everything
The Library Flood
Okay, there are three teams: Humans (Red), Covenant (Purple), and Flood
(Brown). Please note that you should NOT change teams when you die as
this is not Zombies! The following limitations apply to each team:
Humans can only use Human weapons, Covenant can use only Covenant
weapons, and the Flood can use any.
Mode: Team SlayerKill Limit: 50 Players Recommended: 4-16Map(s): Any
Primary Weapon: SMG (or Battle Rifle)Secondary Weapon: Plasma Rifle
Weapons on Map: Default Overshields: On
Conker’s Beach
If you remember that minigame from conkers bad furday on the N64. This
game tries to resemble that.
Rules: Assualters must arm it as many times as possible. Once they are
in the base, the defenders can’t kill them. There can only be one
turreter, one sniper and one rocketer (unless there is more per team).
Mode: Single Bomb AssualtArm Time: 5 secondsScore Limit: UnlimitedTime
Limit: 15 minutes Rounds: 1Players Recommended: 4-16Map(s): Zanzibar,
Burial Mounds Primary Weapon: Sniper Rifle Secondary Weapon: Rocket
Launcher Weapons on map: None
A cool game that I made up is called “the REAL swat” It can only be
played on Headlong. There are two teams, Blue and Green. The Green team
are the bad guys, and they go into the structure where the bomb/flag is.
Starting weapons are BR and magnum. The Blue team is the “Swat”
team, and they have to try and kill all the bad guys. The swat team
can only use the magnum and grenades, but the bad guys can use the BR
if they wish, but no grenades. What the swat team is forced to do, is
practically crouch and kill the bad guys one by one. You only have one
life, so be careful! obviously motion sensor is on and no shields. it’s
best when there are more bad guys than swat team.
A cool game that I’ve played is called side-seat shooter. The game
is best played on coagulation. The rules are that there are two or
three teams (depending on how many people are in the party). Each team
gets into a warthog with only a driver and someone in the side-seat. The side-seat person has a
shotgun and a sniper and tries to kill the
other team in the hog or on the ground. You can’t shoot while you
are on the ground, only while you are in a warthog. Usually play to 15
kills with normal shields and no radar.
This game is a lot of fun… This is a CTF single flag, mainly played on small to mid size maps (I find
this working awesome on Burial Mounts, Zanzibar and headlong).
Everyone is invisible at all times, with no motion sensor. Starting
with a carbine makes it easier to see where your getting shot from
unlike a battle rifle, so shoot with caution(Its also a good practice
with this weapon that many people dislike) . The flag takes a whopping
60 seconds to return on its own, but touch return is on, the catch is
you never know where the flag is for sure(Flag indicator off at all
times). Meaning if they drop the flag you will have no idea where it
is. You get 2 spectres that dont respawn so use them well. The key is
too get to the base unnoticed and get that flag out of there.
Shout out to Pro I… Still recruiting..!!!!
Ok Me and My friends love to play King of the Dead. It’s a king of the
hill game with a moving hill every 30 seconds. First to 5 min wins.
Usually played with 2(or 3) fairly big teams 8-12 people total. Best
played on Warlock or Foundation. The starting weapon is shotgun and
secondary weapon is energy sword. Starting ‘nades a must, and weapons
on map are shotguns. Putting on random turrets and veicles for
foundation are good for a nice twist sometimes, but turret monkeys on
warlock are usually discouraged(but hilarious). Its a really fun game
to play and you really get good at close range combat(and grenades).
Also fun in Midship if you like lots of sticky grenades. Hit me up for
some customs my gamertag is…
Team Duals on Gemini – I had teleported up above the main floor and my
friend was being double teamed and i threw a sticky grenade to help him
out but I ended up sticking my friend. My friend meleed or of the guys
and acted like a suicide bomber and killed both of the enemies giving
me a double kill.
Rumble Rifles on Terminal – I went 25 kills and no deaths, racking in
22 headshots and an Overkill medal. When the game ended It was like
“UnFreakin’ Believable, Game Over”.
Hey podtacular got a custom game for you. Its called Worthog Randomness.
What it is is you play it on Coag with Worthogs on (any type is fine)
random weps are on, and there is Damage resistance. Its really only fun
with a big party so start the invites and I’ll see you all later.
P.S: Chuck Norris CAN belive its not butter.
FFA slayer game played on Ascension, starting weapons are Sniper Rifle
and Beam Rifle, weapons on map…you guessed it Sniping, no time limit,
normal or no shields, and the kill limit doesn’t matter. Ok, everyone
playing must be able to do a superjump on the map that gets them on top
of the big tower or else the their screwed. No one can shoot UNLESS they
are on top of the tower, no one can kill each other on top of the tower
or else someones gonna be pissed at you! So basically once you are up
feel free to blow their brains out! And if you didn’t already figure
this out players on the ground are not to shoot people on top of the
tower, thats why its best to have at the most 8 max player to keep it
from getting out of hand.
This game kicks ass, its acalled so scopes.
- Im sure a lot of people have this one, but for those of you that
don’t, it’s really fun, and it makes for excellent practice before you
do a scoping match in matchmaking, or for learning how to deal with
certain situations when you have a sniper rifle in your hands.
- The game starts with a primary weapon as a sniper rifle, and seconary
weapon as the beam rifle, with weapons on map as sniping only. -No camo or overshields
-There are no grenades what so ever, along with no motion sensor. -put lives and number of kills to
unlimited (just stop when you’ve had
enough), and set to a respawn time of 3 seconds. -no teams, no vehicles, and NO SCOPING!!!
- This game is funnest on Lockout, along with the fact that it has the
most practicallity (i mean comon… you’re not going to try to so-scope
someone on the opposite base of coagulation). -Some other good maps are foundation and gemini;
basically any small to
mid-sized map will do.
A while back, my clan, Clan of Bobs, played a clan challenge with
another clan called Zero Commit. Whoever made the gametype got really
creative with the name and called it “Zero vs. Bobs 2”.
Zero vs. Bobs 2 is perhaps one the of greatest gametypes ever to exist.
It is King of the Hill, non-moving hill, Shotgun and Sniper Rifle start
on Lockout. It’s great with 2v2, 3v3, and 4v4, but anything beyond that
is a bit too chaotic.
It requires good sniping skills and strong teamwork. But if your team
doesn’t have that, it’s great practice for it.
Hey guys, i have a game on midship that i think is pretty fun and i hope
you’ll think its fun too!
1. No weapons on map.
2. Starting weapon is magnum
3. No one can shoot
4. Only way to get a kill is beat downs and sticks.
5. Radars on
Its pretty simple but its fun once u start playing. Its really good for
1v1 but it can go up to 4 or 5 players. If there are too many people
then a lot of assanations start happening and it takes away the ammout
of skill u have to have to win. For teams 2v2 is best, again big
teams=a lot of assanations. Well, hope u play it some time and have
fun.
I made this custom game a while ago, before SWAT came out, so I’m not
just ripping it off. It’s called Wild West, and personally I like
playing it on Beaver Creek but it’s also fun on other small maps like
Lockout (the explodey barrels make it fun). It’s incredibly fast paced,
so it can be good for deciding stuff like party leader.
Anyway, to the actual rules, it’s no shields, extra damage, no
grenades, and starting weapon is pistol. Those are the basic rules, and
people can decide themselves if they want radar or not (I’ve had lots of
fun both ways). Also you can add some special rules to make it more like
a Wild West duel by agreeing that no one reloads until everyone is out
of ammo. Well of course, it reloads automatically, but players just
won’t shoot until everyone had reloaded.
Well I hope this is all new to you, and hope even more it gets on the
show, ‘cause that would be totally chill
-Moojittens (Yes that’s my account name)
PS. Don’t you hate it when people put stu
ff like “xX” or “Snipa” or
“Ninja” in there names just to sound more extreme? I’m thinking of
changing my clan name to xX[DeathSnipaNinja]Xx just to make fun of
them.
(quick intro and outro)
I was playing BTB (Big Team Battle) Battle rifles on Containment, and it was multi-flag CTF (Capture the Flag)Well the Red team scored once and by 1 minute remaining, my whole team quit except me. I ended up quitting because it was 1 against 8. It was horrible though, I ended up but-rushing the base and getting the flag cuz the other team was so flabberghasted. It was funny I actually got over the gate with the flag! But, you should never leave a team mate in this position. EVER
I was listening to your podcast and yes unfortunately colorblindness does suck because sometimes you cant tell the difference between both teams.
I also have a custom game story. I was playing with some guys and I was bragging about my mods which I didnt have in the first place. I asked them if they wanted to see my mods, I had a pistol and got a triple kill against a sword with overshield, rockets and another guy with BR. Then I get killed by someone sneaking up on me from behind.
So I am playing Ascension and the other team has a sniper… I sneak up
by the shotgun on the small sniper tower and I see the guy with the
sniper. I slowly crouch walk behind him and I here him singing the noob
song. So I am slowly creepung up to him and my brother yells,” YOU
SUCK!” in the mic. He pulls out a shotgun and starts charging and i
sceam while running, ” YOU IDIOT!” to my bother. I think i am going to
die and all of a sudden a plasma grenade hits him in the back of the
head from the other side of the map! He goes ,” OH SHI-” with a redneck
accent. It turns out the guy who stuck him had a gamer tag of
HolyPlsmaG( You were stuck by the HolyPlsmaG! . Love the podcast, keep
on truckin podtacular :)
ME and my friend and a couple other people were playing a custom game covenant only 3v3 on midship with starting grenades. we were holding down the center floating platform. 2 of the other players were coming up the blue side of the platform and seeing them approaching while they were at the bottom of the ramps, I threw a plasma and it stuck one of them in the back and without either of them knowing the grenade was was there they backed into each other and they were stuck together. they were stuck until the grenade blew up wich was also delayed. we’ve tried for hours and cannot do it again.
One night we were playing Big Team Battle. We got every ones favorite
game type Neutral Bomb on Coag. Well the whole game was nonstop action.
The bomb was always changing teams, but it never got armed with in the
opposing base. There was about 30 seconds left in the match and our
team got the bomb. we made one final rush to try and arm it. We had a a
full hog heading straight for there base then all of a sudden it was hit
with a rocket. The bomb flew right in front of there front door. At this
point my buddie REBEL B was sniping from there warp. Both his sniper and
his BR were empty so he ran for a last ditch effort. He picked up the
bomb with 14 seconds left wand walked into there base. At this point
most of there team was respond. Our whole team was in the middle of the
field and watch his icon pic up the bomb beat down 4 guys and arm it.
not only did he get a killtacular with the bomb but he armed it and won
the game with 1 second to spare.
another game
We were playing Big Team Battle on COAG. The game type was 2 flag CTF
BR. The game started out boring with both teams killing each other in
the middle. Some how we ended up with both snipes. We then proceeded to
hold down the light side rocks and won the game 3 to 0. The reason we
was all because of our snipers REBEL B and XCAPTAIN SXE who both got
overkills.
Jukesta729 and I, The Guy 42, were playing assualt on Terminal. We were
down 1 to 0 and two of out teamates quit right after they scored for the
first time. So it became jukesta and I alone to attack the base. We
became spawn killed horrible and the round ended. We defended the base
from all 4 teamates with the help of some awesome wraith work by
jukesta. Then it was out turn to try to plant the bomb again. The
round started out just like our previous offensive attempt. Except
when the bomb respawned i ran through the tunnel on the left side of
road by the rocket ammo. I snuck by and eventually made to their base
just nearly dodging the train because i had to time to stop. I planted
the bomb with 5 seconds left and ended up tieing one to one in an upset.
Pro clan E represent.
Once I was playing Team Slayer with some of the Podtacular Pro B
members, and the score was 49 (us) to 48. The match was on Ivory
Tower, and we were all on the ramp with the overshield going up. All
of a sudden, we see the sword guy come up the lift, and we all are
there with only SMGs. Except for me! With only one sniper bullet left,
I no-scope the sword guy as he’s lunging towards us. So I saved us
from loosing and won the game.
This one time my friend was playing halo 2 on lockout and he got stuck in the face by my other friend. But the grenade never blew up. So he was running around the map with a big blue sticky grenade stuck on his head. It was so funny he could barely see with this big blue blob on his face. Someone finally killed him and the grenade blew up as he fell.
Hey podtacular got a story for you. I was playing on Containment and it
was a CTF game, well I was like a moron charging at the other teams
base head on by myself. Well none of them were expecting this so I
tossed 4 of the luckies Stickies ever. Well what happend was that som
how the all found targets and the next thing you know I see on my
screen (insert annoucers voice here)Double kill, Triple kill,
Killtacular! It was like I said thee luckies 4 stickies that stuck 4
targets. It was insane. Hope you enjoyed it as much as I did.
Beaver Creek: Yea, my best friend (Gamertag: Machi712) lives in a town
called Beaver Creek, and it’s in Oregon…sorry, I felt I had to say
that. Anyway, I was playin with him and a few others in Team Slayer,
and I was at the sniper spawn. There was a guy who’d just grabbed
rockets, and he saw me. He fired, I jumped, and barely survived, but my
shield was down, and I was falling to the ground. I threw a plasma, it
went way over the rockets, hit the far wall, and fell down. I wasn’t
looking anymore, but the last thing I saw, was the rocket guy near the
shotgun spawn. A few seconds later, I got a stick medal. Apparently, my
sticky fell right on him.
Nothing to big but just something funny. One day while playing
Matchmaking on midship this kid was trying to chase me down and stick
me well this didnt last long as the first nade he threw ended up
hitting one of the boxes and coming back and sticking himself right in
front of me.
PodtacularRecA all the way.
I was playing 6v6, Neutral Bomb on Coagulation and I had our team’s
sniper rifle. I was standing on one of the hills in front of red base
when I saw a fully loaded hog coming over a hill toward the base. As
the warthog came towards me I could see the passanger had rockets and
not the bomb, but that didn’t matter. In a moment of cowardice I jumped
backwards off the hill to escape the hog rush. As I did this I fired my
sniper twice. Amazingly, I sniped the gunner out of the hog. Completely
by accident. And my teamates managed to kill his rocket carrying
teamate. The enemy hog peeled out in front of me. And as it did, the
words “Hold X to enter gunner seat” appeared on my screen. So I hopped
in the enemy hog as their driver began to head back to their base, when
I saw their bomb guy trying to run around the back of our base. I
unloaded on him with his chaingun. This all happened extremely fast,
and needless to say It was not what the other team was expecting.
I was playing 6v6…again, and this time I got matched up against 3
standby-ers, in a 1 Flag CTF game on Headlong. And as our luck would
have it, one of them began to bridge. So three of my teamates were
gone, when we went into the inevitable blue screen. When we came out
everyone but one person on the cheating enemy team was gone, and there
were 2 people left on my team, myself and another player. So for some
reason the lagging out of almost everyone resulted in the game
resetting itself, so after five rounds of 2 vs 1 me and my friend won.
Normally this was no big deal, but considering we were getting standyed
and bridged and won the game. I thought it was pretty cool.
Hey guys, i have a little bone to pick with the Halo 2
players….......I’ve heard the phrase “newbcake” coming from many halo
players and i dont think that they REALLY know what it is. I mean, its
obviously a insult, but i doubt they know the ture meaning. So, i’m
goin to break it down for all the listeners so they they can say the
phrase with confidence because they know what it means!
The ingredients of a newbcake:
1. 1 plasma pistol with 100 energy
2. eggs
3. One BR with a full clip
4. 1/2 cup of flour
5. A sword
6. A brand new copy of halo 2
7. 1/2 tsp of Baking soda
8. A rocket launcher
9. a new xbox1
10. 3/4 cups of butter
11. Chocolate chips (apply as needed)
Preahet ovon to 450 degrees F and bake for 15 minutes!
SEXY MINTZ SAYS:
FIST ASS EXTREME - I’ll go into detail about this.
Cool Gamertags (as many as we have time for)
COOL GAMERTAGS
hey guys, since we list wierd or funny gamertags in the show, i had an
idea. why don’t we list all the Cool gamertags we’ve encountered and
thought up?
KIMO23
here are a few i thought of: Master Chef, a sniper bullet
one I encountered: NipplesTheClown
Cowbel
I saw one today. “Being Dumb” So “Eclipse was killed by Being Dumb”
Painkilla05
Ive always like Al CaPWN.
DM7000
i like “a radioactive burrito”...funny stuff, funny stuff
Painkilla05
Yea I was just playing a game of team snipers and the guys name was
Saddam Insane.
DM7000
also one that i like is “Pat McGroin”
KIMO23
thats disgusting, although Moe Lester isn’t good either. i also played
against a modder called OSAMA BINMODDIN DarqKnyght
From my friends list:
P Ness
pr3d4k1ng (cause transformers are cool)
Cowbel
I was in a team slayer with only shotguns ans I saw “DICK CHENEY” and
also a guy named “Quail”. Those 2 guys worked together. Quail would get
behind another guy and Dick would shoot and hit the guy infront of
quail. All this was so funny.
YODAMANIAK313
I got a really random one that i encountered plasticgoat21
Sugar Daddie
Here’s some of the ones iv’e played with:
MOOHOOHAHAHAHA
MAJOR BICEP
THE GYM TEACHER
OldAss Al 45
buttseckz
ABUNNYINTHEASS
DO MY MONKEY
HomelessSpade
die ET die
killerdogfoood
Poop Squirt
ExpandedFlame
Ok, the coolest one I have ever saw was About 50 Ninjas. So it would be
“You just killed About 50 Ninjas” or “You were killed by About 50
Ninjas”.
Danl
i played with this guy (who ended up going to my school) and his
gamertag was jesus but bigger…i thought that was hilarious
Cowbel
I kept getting killed by “Every One” It was so mean.
RabidTapeworm
I thought this one was funny: Happy McNipples
noradseven
Will Suk,This is accually someones real same sadly enough
Gemini Ace
BloodBathBeyond
Samanator
Once i made a 360 one month account named A Rolling Pin, it was awesom
cuz when i killed people it sayed you were killed by a rolling pin, you
have been beat down by a rolling bin and etc…
KIMO23
A really cool one would be: The Gaurdians for obvious reasons. But it
probably exists. Painkilla05
Lemon squarz is another good one ive seen.
ZhoxBox
Poor Judgement?
Cowbel
I don’t know why but ChokingOnBabieS was a good gamertag
immortalthree
i saw one once called “drippy nipple”
ZhoxBox
One of my favorites is “GenePoolCleaner”, most of you should understand
why that is funny
Caboose
I saw a GT in a TS Game, which I am now a level 21 in, called mydogfarts, greastchicken, and
modaloud… Moojittens is pretty freaky for a GT as well.
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