Podtacular Episode 51 Show Notes

Podtacular Customs and Callins show: Episode 51

with Foo Mo Jive, RVB M CABOOSE, and GLewis

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Custom Games

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Everyone gets plasma pistols and sticky grenades. All vehicles are on; one team gets grenades, the other gets vehicles. Regular slayer rules. Shoutout to spelchek, if your listening I’ve been trying to get into a game with you for a while but I’ve never been able to, if possible send a friend request to Gunner5890.

custom game
1)medieval
no shields
team changing on
kill limit :any
no time
starting nades(optional)
no nades on map
only weapon is SWORD!!!
only vehicle is ghost

RULES
no shooting in ghost

You guys rock, I’m the only 1 in my school… but I wear your swag and advertize.

(the ss stands for Sniper and Shotgun)

This is a CTF game, obviously, and is best played on Lockout. everyone starts with a sniper and a
shotgun. Weapons on map are snipers. Touch flag return in ON, and the time limit is 5 minutes. Plays
best with 4 or 6 people. This game is great for working on sniping under pressure.

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map: Elongation
starting weapon: sniper rifle/beam rifle
secondary weapon: energy sword
weapons on map: shotguns
grenades: on

Best played with two teams of 4. If you prefer sniping you can snipe across the hallway at the other team. or you can try to get to the other side with a sword or a shotgun, but watch out for snipers, and remember everyone has a sword. If you time it right the shotgun always beats the sword. Besides zombies this is the only game that we would play at LANs.

It’s called… EARLY BIRD! Well, either that or SWOOPERS or some other dumb name….

ANYWAY! The point is its a FFA slayer game, and it’s meant to be played on Coagulation, although any other large open map like Containment or Waterworks works(no pun intended) as well.

Plasma pistol start, no weapons on map, no starting s or s on map, no vehichles except banshees. No overshield or active camo either. Score to win 25, rounds or no rounds.

At the start of the game, everyone rushes the banshees. The rules are NO ONE CAN SHOOT!, not even the banshee pilots. The ONLY way to get kills is to SPLATTER people with the banshees. There is no killing of other people on the ground, even with melees.

Players must take a banshee and try to smash everyone else. Of course to do this, they must get within boarding range. All the players not in a banshee must draw a banshee to them, and then dodge and board.

This game is fun, but it only works if people follow the rules. There should be at least 8 people, which of course makes it harder to find people who follow the rules, but when it works, it’s just a big happy swooping, smashing, and baording party in the middle of a field.

Name: Tic Tac Toe (Three in a row)

Objective: Be the first person to get a triple kill

Map: Best played on small maps like lockout and midship, Foundation is great too.

Players: The more the better, at least 4 required.

Weapons and Player Stuff: Starting weapon should be shotty and secondary is random (gets the blood flowing in the center of lockout with some unexpected rockets or sniping) and weapons on map are default. You have normal shields and unlimited lives.

Kills: Unlimited
Gameplay: Really fun because you usually have a guy who gets fifty gagillion kills and some n00b joins and in the first five secs gets a triple with rockets. You should probably play with honest friends (honor system with announcing the triple kill) and also have ways of changing up the experience (all random weapons and map sets)

Have fun!

Shout out to my man Wackysplash,
R.I.P. to my 27, the standbyers got you and I loved you so much!

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“Hell 4: WOW.”

That’s number 4 in his “Hell” series,
the game is called “WOW.”

Here’s how the game works:
1-Hill non-moving King-of-the-hill on Midship.
The catch: Everyone has rockets.

This game works best with sixteen people playing.
Whether team play is on or off does not matter,
but from my assumption, FFA play on Hell 4: WOW
would be a lot more hellish than team play. Picture this:
you finally get to the hill, when your teammate blasts both you
and your enemies with rockets.

My suggestion would be to turn the betrayal penalty off for this game,
but whoever uses this gametype can toy with the rules as much as they want.
Just remember:
You must have contested hill on or the game will get NOWHERE.
You must have the map set to Midship.
You MUST have rockets.

World war three
Primary Weapon: BR
Secondary weapon: Random
Weapons on map: works best with Human or standard weapons
Shield type: No shields
Vehicles on map: Scorpion, Gauss and regular hogs or one of the 2
Teams: Yes

Custom Games by Spartan 331 (originally klaysniper):
Gemini 3v3 Sniper showdown
This is a fun yet difficult game on Gemini. It’s slayer, kill limit unlimited. Starting weapon’s sniper rifle. No other weapons or grenades and no weapons on map. Each team picks a teleporter to the top platforms. You may collect ammo before coming up. Once everyone’s up there, one person would tell everyone to do a shoot-off on his mark. on mark, both teams will fire as many shots as they can and try to hit as many people on the other side as possible. You can move and jump around in the little area you have, but if you fall off, then you’re one person down for your team. when the other team has no more standing players, your team gains one point. you can play to as high as you want to and also make sure friendly fire’s off.

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a quick custom game, called (in honor of the event) Super Bowl!

Game Type is: Neutral Bomb Assualt
Unlimited Score
Only Played on Large Symetrical maps, such as Waterworks, or better, Coagulation
4; 10 minute rounds
3 teams, 2 of any colors and 1 white team (2 players) Refferees
The bomb is brought to the center, where both teams square off.
Starting weapon is either plasma sword or brute shot. (tackling) No one can fire their weapons except the refs who take the banshees up into the rocks outcropping and the one cliff face where you can stand. The refs have snipers and can shoot anyone who fires their weapon or breaks any foot ball rules that you may want to incorporate.

I got a custom game that me and my friend always play. we call it ” Clay Shooting”.
Weapon of choice is the sniper Rifle,(human or alien whichever you prefer) We usually play at Ascension. here it is. One person positions himself on the second story of the big tower. the other heads to where the rockets are by the air lift. when the guy at the big tower is ready he yells PULL!!!! then the other guy by the lift runs into the lift which shoots him up in the air. the person at the big tower takes a shot, but it has to be a headshot and while the other person is in the air… if he suceeds. then he continues until he misses. then the players switch and so on. you can set the kills to win to your liking. we’ve also played with other players and sent two guys into the lift but with a second difference between them. helps improve your sniping skills when i hear that sound of someone going up the lift and i have the sniper rifle. i automatically turn and see if it’s an enemy and blast them right out of the sky…..
gamertag: WICK3DN3S (wickednes)

voice mails

intro… outro…

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Tales from the Fox Hole

So me and my buddy go to eat lunch after church. So we walk into an A&W/KFC and we both dont really know what to order. So, my buddy turns to the cashier and says, “Excuse me, i would like the noob combo.” I start busting up laughing and the cashier has no idea what he was talking about. We eventually calmed ourselves down and ordered some food, and it was good. See ya and keep on fraggin. Peace.

A few months back, I was hearing a rumor about Hunters in Coag. Using the info I had from other players, me and 16 of my friends all joined up to see if the rumor was true.

These are the intructions to do it:

Make sure you have a full party.
Make sure you have rockets and brute shots as starting weapons, as these are the most explosive.

Go into the lower section of the cave in Coag.
And stand at the hole in the upper section that looks down at the lower section, there is a crack in the wall directly opposite.

Everybody should stand in the lower section, aim at the base of the crack and fire their rockets and brute shots.
It helps if you bring in the tank and guass warthog for extra fire power

Eventualy a portal opens up in the wall and 3 or 4 Hunters come rushing out on a rampage. They smash up the warthogs and tanks and kill everyone!

The trick is PATIENCE!!!It took us about 12 mins for them to come out. It was so much fun watching my friends getting smashed across the map in their warthogs!

NOT ONLY IS IT TRUE IT’S HILARIOUS!

I was playing 1 v 1 with a friend I wanted to prove a point to on Lockout. My other friend had been playing on his account while he waited to get his and had boosted him to a 24. I at the time was a 22 and wanted to prove to him how much more 1337 I was. So, I proceded to stick, no-scope, beat down, and do things with my left thumbstick innapropriate for a podcast. However, after 23 straight deaths, my friend was determined to get on the board, he was wrong. As I combo’ed him in the middle of the map he jumped off stopping me from getting a headshot, I started to do that thing with my crouch button on the ledge when the ground below me flashed yellow. In last desperation my newb friend had thrown the most lucky nade in all of halo 2; right between my legs. I jumped but that only increased his laughter as I joined him in flying off the map into the abyss…

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One of the most interesting games I have played in a while was Team Slayer BR on Burial Mounds. My team was losing by 3 and the score was 49-46. My whole team was at the Beam Rifle respawn trying to take down the other team with their BR’s. I decided to throw a random grenade sraight ahead where 4 people on the other team where. My team weakened them with their Battle Rifles and the grenade I threw killed all of the 4 players that were heading towards us and I got a killtacular; we won the game 50-49

It was an 8 vs 8 on coag and everyone was tossing ‘nades. A destroyed ghost was just lying there on the ground and one of my teammates threw a frag right next to it. I’m not so sure about what happened next but i think it went like this: the grenade killed about 3 ppl near the explosion and then it killed 4 others cuz they were all running for our flag and the flying ghost-shrapnel flew at them and mowed each one of them down… My teammate got a killtrocity that day…IT WAS AWESOME!!!! (it all happened in about 4.5 secs)

Right after school started, I was playing a lot of Halo 2. After school one day, I was hiding from my friend for one reason or another. I was not sure if he was around the next corner, I automatically look to the bootom-left corner of my field of vision, where my motion tracker would be. After that, I haven’t really played that much, partially because I don’t have time and I don’t want that to happen again.

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On Ivory Tower, in the center are three palm trees. I’m not sure if all of them have one but there are coconuts in the trees. You can shoot them down with any gun or hit them if your talented enough. After that they fall to the ground and you can hit them, rocket them, and snipe them, but they are indestructable. I just thought that was interesting.

Ok, it was back in the first week I had xbox live. So I was in rumble pit, and the game was Oddball in Backwash. I had the ball a couple times, had maybe 20 seconds on the scoreboard and in 5th or 6th place. There was a big fight up ahead of me and everyone died, so I take the ball and run to the center of the the map where the tower or base was. I enter through the bottom and wait a second before someone starts shooting with the smg. So I start running and went up the lift to the second floor typically the guy followed, so i jumped down to get out of the guys view. then i ran back into the base and now 3 of them were following. i repeatedly went up and down again in a circle, and none of them could get a straight shot at me…meanwhile, i started going up the scoreboard into first from almost last place. i started hearing all the guys, since we were so close… swearing and getting really mad, i was just laughing so hard. finally: “TAKEN THE LEAD” and GAME OVER…i was so happy…this all happened within 1 minute..
sorry it was so long, hope you find it as interesting as i do

Me, my friend, Foo Mo Jive and some other kid were playing capture the flag or assualt on relic;
everyone on the other team had quit but one. We were all just fooling around t-bagging everything, I
said “Hey i bet i can catch this grenade on my face” and the kid on our team was like “i bet you cant”
and i threw it up, jumped and caught it on my face it was pretty sweet. then i blew up… it was a
good game

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I was playing a custom zombie game on XBL with like 15 people on zanzibar. I went off to grab the active camouflage and headed towards the main building. On the way there, someone quit and I had that blue screen that says re-establishing connection, setting up game etc. The game came back on and it was all cool, i was the way I was before, still with camo. i superjumped on top of the main generator building and my friend picked up camo as well. i camped up there for about 2 minutes and my friend says, “aw crap, im outta camo”. as I’m about to say, “i ran out awhile ago”, i do a quick melee to check my arms and find out that i was still in stealth camouflage! i ended up being in active camouflage for about 20 minutes (could’ve lasted the whole game) until i jumped down and got myself killed. it was really weird because i ended up concluding that i pulled some glitch for infinite camouflage.

I was trying the lockout super jump (if you know that) and when I jumped onto the platform I’m supposed to land on, it takes out about 3/5 of my overshields, then it sucks me into the pole and kills me. I had been killed by the guardians. gave me the creeps at first….

after finishing a game one of the 5 year-old poddy mouths stayed in the post game lobby screeming at us to shut up. after about 30 seconds of this we hear his dad in the back ground yelling at him to shut up. as you can imagine we all started laughing at him, so he yells louder at us to shut up. then again we hear the perent in the back ground yell at him. then we backed out

I was playing in live by myself and I came across this weird gamertag. It was SGT TurdSack. Pretty weird.

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You guys like unusual gamertags, I played this person in matchmaking. Their name was MyTurdYourMouth. My friends and I thought it was hillarious and laughed about it for almost the entire game.

Shoutouts

Wrapup

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