Podtacular Show Notes

Custom and Call-ins (Episode 44)


Custom Games

something everyone should do is do a custom game and put over shields on, set the map to Coagulation with tanks and warthogs. Have the host be driver in the warthog and have the person on the other team get into the tank.. you can shoot the warthog many many times without it ever blowing up as long as it doesnt land flipped over, dont shoot it if the host-driver isnt in.

Just like in real life, two teams will line up faceing each other. RED vs. BLUE standard. Best played in the pit of Midship…or actually any space… um anyway. The party leader will call out a gamertag, and him and the selected player will fight only using melee attacks. The winner of the showdown goes back to his side, and the whole team waits for the person killed to respawn, join their team, and add to the line. The winner of each showdown calles out the next name. Repeat this until everybody is on 1 team and in one big line.

Make sure team changing is ON!

um i guess magnums and empty all your ammo before starting. Normal shields and no extra stuff. (active cammo, overshield, dammage resistance, etc.)

ok, thats about it, keep up the awsome shows, and we’ll keep on listening.

Map: Head Long
Score to win rounds: 100
Respawn time: 3 seconds
Suicide Penalty: none
Shield type: no shields
Motion sensor: off
Team Play: on
Friendly Fire: on
Betrayal Penalty: 10 seconds
Primary/secondary vehicle: Gauss Warthog
Heavy vehicle: none
Banshee: off
Primary/Secondary turret: Large Machine Gun
Starting weapon: Map default
Secondary weapon: Magnum
Starting Grenades: off
Weapons on map: Human
Grenades on map: off
Powerups: off

To play this game, you have to have at 8+ players. There are to be three teams, two different teams have to be gangsters and one team have to be cops (Blue team). Once you start the game, the gangsters are to only have legal weapons which are: SMG, Magnum, and Shotgun. The rest of the other weapons are illegal even turrets on the map and warthog turret. The gangsters jobs are to kill the other gang without the cops seeing you kill them. The cops jobs are to inspect the gangsters weapons to check if they illegal weapons and to prevent them from killing each other. If a cop sees a gangster killing another gangster, they are to kill the criminal. The gangsters can use the illegal weapons if they like, but stay away from cops while carrying them. Cops CAN carry any weapon they like, even illegal ones. Cops have to say ” Weapons Check (Insert GamerTag here)” in order to check if they have illegal weapons. If a cop finds you with an illegal weapon, they will kindly ask you to let them confiscate the weapon from you.

If gangsters resist, cops are able to shoot them down. If a gangster kills a cop, the party leader will have to boot the person who killed the cop but are able to come back in (If they learned his/hers lesson). The building next to the under construction building will be the police building. Gangsters are restricted to enter the building (If no one sees them entering). Warthogs are cop cars. If cop sees gangsta riding in his whip (car), cop kills gangsta. This game is fun if people follow the rules.

Now go out there and bust a cap in some gangsta’s head. Peace!

No sheilds,no radar,active cammo on,wepons on map plasma, staring wepon plasma rifle, secondary plasma pistol, no oversileds on map,1st to six wins 1 life for everyone can be played with teams or not no melees or vichels best played on backwash any number of players can play and one last thing no turrents.

My gamer tag: Gop3dracer

In SWAT CTF, take matters into the hands of highly trained SWAT members. Battle rifle and magnum starting weapons, no shields, no radar. You got one life and a shot to the head ends it all, so use your skills to locate your objective (the flag) and bring it home. The terrorist group guarding the flag is relentless and will shoot on sight. Infiltrate the base, make your shots count, and stay alive. Thats an order…

Lives per round: 1
Grenades on map: off
Rounds: 1
Starting weapons: BR and magnum
Single flag, round time limit 8 minutes

Hey Podtacular, check out my new custom. It’s Assault (one bomb: offense/defense) with camo on every player. 15 second arming with sticky arming. Starting weapon is Energy Sword w/ starting grenades. Weapons on map are Brute Shots and there is no motion sensor. The energy sword (or brute shot blade) is like the ninjas sword and camo/no motion sensor allows more assasinations. Oh yeah, there’s no vehicles. Brute shots/explosives let players keep their stealth but can explode and reveal others. Its fun with assault on maps like zanzibar and terminal because they offer lots of cover.

this is a slayer game but can be played with teams if you wish to split it into Humans and Covenant. You start off with an energy sword and a brute shot. The motion sensor is off, no over shield on the players or on the map. The most important part of this game is that you set all vehicles and weapons to random (excluding of course your starting weapons.) You can set the time limit to anything you want but the score should be 50 or below because if its any higher then it gets insanely drawn out. By the way the covenant MUST all be Elites because well… they are the covenant. This is hilarious because when played on small maps you can find bodys just piled everywhere at any given time during the game. Peace out guys and keep on fragging and beat down the newbs.

it is a jugernaut game played on Lockout w/ BR’s and sword as starting weapons, & no weapons on map. The juggernaut has radar and overshield. Who ever is the juggernaut (AKA the monster) goes into the lowest room underneath the tower. (NOT UNDER THE SNIPER TOWER…. THE OTHER tower) only the juggernaut can use the sword. All other players can rush the juggernaut any way they want. only using BR’s. When u become the juggernaut u stay in the room under the tower already described. This game is best played with at least 6 people. Keep up the good podcast-ing.

NAME: HELL
King of the hill
Best played on Midship
Random Primary and secondary weapons
Random weapons on map
Hill never moves
Grenades on
Best if played with 10-16 players
Time to win 10 min.


Tales from the fox hole

1. Me and my bud were playing Team ActionSack, and we got duel weilding only. so, already off to a sad start. everyone else exept one guy on the apposing team was in one of the rooms in foundation. This one guy would wait for us to come, and thin assasinate us. I was getting sick of us dying, so i pick up some plasma grenades. This guy sees me from across the map, and starts throwing frags at me. I switch to plasmas, and chuck one in his direction. This guy was jumping around so I threw it kinda high. Well, as he was happily bouncing arround, he happend to connect my my lone grenade. TOUCHDOWN! I scream! RIGHT IN THE FACE! so I stuck the guy from across the map while he was jumping arround, and it was realllllllyyyy funny. after that, we rushed the room, and came back and won.
2. This was a team snipers game on relic, and i was on the relic, looking for straglers coming up to me. All of a sudden, i here my shields beeping and the sound of beat downs. I did a 360 spin, fireing 3 random shots in hope of survival, and somehow I’m still alive. I extreemly luckily shot all 3 of them in the head, just before they could press the B button one last time.

i have 2 tales from the foxhole

1. i was on zanzibar and swords only with my buddies and 1 just got a double kill. so i trow a frag
make a smoke screen and fly throught it and just start laughing cause he yells”HOLY S@” and
boom.

2. i fell off the edge on lockout at the stiky respawn near the sniper. i was like wat the ill just trow
a grenade for the hell of it. i look at the screen it says (stiky sign)youve just stuk dwarflord

I heard you guys like wierd gamertags….well I thought for a while and I guess the only wierd gamertag I know that is totally wierd is my own, “Redotonur4head” which is pronounced like, “Red dot on your forehead”. I meant it to be like those infared laser dot scopes that always leave that cool red dot on the bad guys body and or head before they get blown into the afterlife. However, I have been called a racist by people who think it offends Indian (the Asian kind) people! I dont know why they would even start to think I hate Asians (err..Indians). Anyway, yeah its kind of weird and nobody can ever pronounce more than red in matchmaking games.

DOOD u know rizkid54 i met him, he lives in andover, that’s unbelievable i met him on the skii lift. I was like u play halo he’s like ya, then we were talking about podcasts and he brought up podcasts and i was like do u know rizkid he’s like i am rizkid. i was like whoa. haha, just lettin u guys, know also ummmm ya nvrinmind. i was gonna askt to be in ur clan but i’m a clan hopper haha. better catch up on podtacular, ttyl.

I think the funniest thing I ever heard was JVB talking about takeing a bath with his uncle in a tower of power game.

One of the funniest things I’ve heard on Halo 2 was when I let my little sister (she’s 14) smack talk for me on the mike while I PWNED people. At the end of the game, this guy was like “WOw….. are you a ?” “Uh, yeah!” “strange sighs and gurgles”

Me, Foo Mo, and a buch of Podtacular people were playing this assult game on terminal. OK, so we start out on Defense. We all go to our posts inside the base, and wait. So in runs this guy.So he has speed hacks on, so he comes in with the bomb, and sits at the bomb plant. Well, our wraith guy shoots and several of our guys rain down on him with bullets. Needless to say, the modder got owned. So, he tries the say thing 2 more times before our turn at defense is over. EAch time, he gets owned. So we start out on offense, and about 5 seconds into the game, the modder quits. So were all jeering the team and stuff. Much not to our surpirse, throughout that match, the entire
team starts leaving one by one. It was hilarious.

I’ve seen some pretty funny gamertags in matchmaking… Ample Gravy, A Crippled Mexican, The Baby Jesus. People always mispronounce mine: Macei. It’s MASSEE, but I get May-cee, Macy’s, Muh-Sai, Mousy, May-Sigh, Makey, and Mastly.

One day when i was playing some matchmaking with my friend, we saw someone with the name of
“arandomwhiteguy” (a random white guy). It was pretty funny because whenever he would kill you
it would say “You were killed by a random white guy”.

Also I remember this one time where i was playing in a rumble pit game and there was this one guy and when he would kill you he would scream at the top of his lungs,”ARE YOU OK” or sometimes he would scream,”I’M SO SORRY! IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!” It was pretty funny but increasingly frustrating when you kept hearing him shout those comments. By the way, great show you guys. Keep it coming.


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