Podtacular 221: Podtacular Update

March 28th, 2010

Hosts: Dust Storm, GLewis, Brent Gamer & QualityJeverage


Random Frags

UBER 1337 PWN3R

Justz Whenz Youz Thoughtz youz hasz defeatedez mez Iz returnz fromz myz slumberz causez thez mysticz ponyiesz toldz mez toz makez thez longestz randomz fragz everz. (Take a breathe, actually, dont, cause if you tried to say this in one breathe you would be having to REACH for the phone, get it? REACH, Halo REACH, man I am way to smart for you) Keepz pwnzignz thez fragsz thatz thez otherz peoplez makez causez theyz wantsz toz getz likez mez butz theyz cantz getz likez meez causez Iz hasz the myzsticaz DMBRz causez Iz milkz thez haloz reachz cowz whenz Iz madez thez toasterz hasz thez toasterz stutooz causez thez poneyz inz thez landz ofz thez dinoz wantz thez dinoz toz speekz englishz butz thez dinoz sayz noz casuez thez dinoz winz witz thez ROFLz sausez fromz thez cloudz (Holy Crap, all I see is a bunch of red lines because my spelling is amazing) butz thez cloudz saysz noz toz thez toasterz causez thez cloudsz cantz leavez Reachz causez  theyz cantz goz toz spacez, soz theyz goesz getz PWNEDz byz thez covez whenz theyz glassz thez reachz whenz thez wafflesz fromz the toastersz makez thez mysticalz unicornz butz iz showz upz andz usez myz beastlyz skillz whenz Iz usedz thez ROFLz juicez witz thez WINz juicez causez Iz pwnsz witz thez epicz haloz arrayz madez ofz hashbrownz causez McDonaldz madez tooz manyz ofz thez hashbrownz forz thez humansz soesz theyz madez az haloz arrayz toz feedz thez floodz witz thez hashbrownz whichz isz whyz thez floodz beatz thez forrunnerz, theyz werez fedz byz thez hashbrownz thatz werez sentz throughz az hashbrowninanz timemachinez thatz lauchedz thez baconz stripz tooz thez moonz causez thez moonz needz meatz causez meatz plusz cheezez equalz winz butz notz asz muchz winz asz mez causez Iz usedz thez bomberz toz sinkz thez Failz boatz witz thez winz bombz thatz Iz hasz inz myz closetz, thenz Iz usedz Ebolaz onz thez elietz causez Iz pwnz toz muchz witz thez beaglez ofz doomz causez thez alienz likez thez muffinz notz thez beaglez soesz thez beaglez winz atz nothingz causez itz foughtz nothignz.
(This entire story actually makes sense if you think about it, It took me 4 weeks to think of and I am very proud of it.)
P.S. Please put the show notes in the "Lyrics" section on Itunes so that I can read along while listening to the podcast with my Iphone.

PickleChaingun

[1]Hey Podtac, I don't have a 360, but I think that this Podcast is Teh Uber Pwnzor, so I made up a GamerTag. I play a lot of Halo 2, and have read so much of the Halopedia that I noticed Glueis (Intentional Spelling Error) is really an EPIC FAIL at remembering canon. I really think BrentGamer is cool, and hope he made it through the TV with his Magical Sunglasses on. Keep on fragging GLewis for shooting off Master Chief's helmet and realizing that Master Chief is really Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris then roundhouse kicks GLewis in the face and pours fart juice down his throat while repeatedly T-Bagging him. Then Nay-Nay arrives on his folding bike and gets assasinated by Jerome's Gravity Hammer like a boss for threatening Bungie and Bungie property. Afterwards, StallMePlease tries to steal Arbitation's watch in a truck but is betrayed by Domaku, who slices him in half with his lightsaber while Communist Bears watch and laugh hysterically while holding P90's and revealing the secret strafing technique. Strafe Strafe Strafe Strafe Strafe. Screw you up your anus armor if this is too long. Chuck Norris is the one and only epitome of epic.
[2]It's me again. GLewis is even more of a FAIL than Funniboy. Keep on fragging Glewis becuse he offends Bungie and Bungie property.
[3]In da future I will submit a Keep on fragging that will be epicly long because i turned it in as an English paper(not kidding)Keep on Babamin' folding bike riding grunts into terlets.
PickleChaingun out.

SIETE CINCO75

Don't know how fluent you guys were in Spanish, but yeah this is SIETE CINCO75 coming at you, probably should have wrote in months ago about this, however, the trailer shows JETPACKS, something i mysteriously had a dream about over the summer prior to the REACH announcement, does this mean Jerome's sending me voodoo messages telekineticly or should I just apply for BUNGIE right now? any who love the show and keep it up, what are your thoughts on most of the gaming dynamics shown in that brief time?

Maximo Notts

After reading the shownotes for episode 218 I have to say, I feel for all the guys who have to read out all those horrible, horrible submissons, especially Dusty. I just wanted to say that I hadn't realised how hard it is to make coherent sentences from the stuff some of us write. As a result, I pledge to check my spelling and grammar from now and encourage all other submitters to do the same.
Sorry to be a pain Dusty, but hows the Top 10 video coming along?
P.S If I write colour, honour, favourite, metre, centre, plough, tyre or, defence, that is because I am British and therefore must also insist that you all stop taking about Jerome because I don't know who the hell he is. Cheers.

bporce

[1]Hey Podtac! Just submitten to say )$(:-/($&&(46)!!!!!!! The Halo 3 soundtrack is awesome!!!! I have bought the halo 1-2-3-ODST soundtracks on my iPod and am Martin O'Donnel biggest fan!!! It's supposed to be subtle because you're supposed to be more focused on the gameplay while only relying on the music at certain key intervals to bring out the general mood of the scene!!!!!!!!!! Also, all the COD soundtrack is is a bunch of random "military" noises backed by a low orchestra!!!! I am a fan of Hanz Zimmer though, especially because of Sherlock Holmes. I agree with the lack of hype about the flood though, but too much of the fright would become tiresome. This is like on HAlf life, where at first the zombies are F&$@ing scary! But as you progress, you resent every time one pops up....Anyways, that's my rant...Bye!!!
[2]Im 13 actually, oh, and Gerome is gonna come at you with the golden axe now "Bleep"!

xDeStef117x

Hey guys its that name above. You guys thought that destef was my old gamertag before ijlk147 but it was not! Also i grew up in the 2000 and one of my favorte games is the original DOOM!!!!! That i played it when I was 4.

Funzfightsbears

Hey guys! This is my first time submitting. I've been listening since episode 190 i think. But anyway i really enjoy your podcast. Keep up the good work. Also as we speech i will join the forms. Have a nice day. :)
Long live podtacular!

Guitarist72

Hey Podtac I have been listening since the reach anticaption show, and you guys are so funny even when you guys get off topic. Shout outs to BrentGamer (I dont know if you changed it yet) GLewis, Dust Storm, Ethbeef992, and The16president.
Keep on Fraggin Ethbeef992 that only uses the shoutgun. P.S. This is my First submission, I tried to spell all the words right. Show is awesome guys.

Sideburns

Hey Podtacular, this is Sideburns 522, I am a long time listener and this is my first submission. I wanted to know if there were any news for achievements to the Halo 3 Beta??? I am dying to know and I would appreciate any thoughts, guesses or rumors. I'm also suffering through 3 months of NO xbox 360, due to my long move from Germany to Illinois. And your welcome for no typos. Thank you, Podtac!
Long Live DustStorm!!!

Sobca kirara

I love the podcast.This is my first submishen my creation is a gaint dragon. sorry my submishen is short

ZombiezuRFER

Hey podtac, new listener ZombiezuRFER here. Been listening for a short time and I'm hoping your reading this on the show cause that would be really cool. I'd like to see podTv cause I haven't seen it at all, and Id like to see one of you guys in a bananananananananana suit there... heh. This is my first random frag so forgive me if I get anything wrong. Keep fragging noobs who keep abusing the word zombie in the usernames nad keep shouting that Jerome is fat, and keep fragging plasmas. Heh. SHoutout to Brentgamer for "the voice of doom!!!!" and to duststorm for keeping the dust and cobwebs off the show. Hope to get a 360 soon, ZombiezuRFER, zurfer of zombies and creator of life. L83r 1337 dud35!!1!

beautiful curse81

hey, this is the charming but deadly curse of extreme importance and fame. i have come with no capital letters and a cheschire smile. muhaha!... anyway, there has been some mix-up about my membership thingy. i have been listning to the podcast since epesode 75 but i didnt sign up untill about a year ago. i forgot my password, so i created a new account (this one). im sorry if you feel like your wasting your time reading this, but i felt like it needed to be finalized. and yes, i am of the female species (yeah, species. hehehe).
--keep on fraggin' trucks and polar bear tipping noobies while nay-nay (spelling?) is wearing his anus armor on backwards, yelling "i ate jvb!" in every macas, and eating hot pockets with his shot-gun friendly friend riding on a fancy folding bike all the way to the dock, only to find themselves on the fail boat across failing waters to the island of fail. but all the while, the one reading this is also sub-concously on the fail boat because, while being distracted by readin this post aloud, your watch is being stolen.
*dissapears, leaving all in awe*

mandm40

Hay hosts its mandm40 with my fist submison. just wont to say keep up the good work.
keep on fraging trucks.
mandm40 sining out.

DarkStar0523

Its DarkStar0523 here with a random frag.
Keep on fragin trucks who run over dustin while he tries to snipe nay nay who takes the watch off of his unconsious body but gets crushed by jeromes grav hammer then jerome says I protect Dust storm and Dust storm propertie.
P.S. this is my first random frag! •!!!GRUNT BIRTHDAY PARTY NOISES!!!•

wwedxrox5552

Hey potacular what is going on?, this is the 1 and only original wwedxrox5552 submitting for episode 220 & the first time YAY :D.
I have listened to podtac from episodes 206 to 219 :) & I also have around the ring ep 13 & 14 I discovered podatular when I was just looking for Halo Music on Itunes
anyway long stories, short, I I I...
I actually can't think of anything to say, so...
Shout out's to: brentgamer, Duststorm & Gleiws (that's how I think it's spelt), Latexspade & others :)
P.S: my wwedxrox5552 is xbox live gt I also have a PS3 my gt on PS3 is AGC153 got to run cya :)

Gnomes on fire

Hey guys, Ima first time subscription, but have been listening since around the last few shows when Fo Mo Jive and JVB were still hostin, watever tho but I couldn't help but notice how you though there seemed to be a special trick that ONLY elites could produce based on the vid and that you also were wondering on how this would work(ie: gametype only), but my best personal thought was that it could be unique to the armor permutations of elites only, along with sprint camo, and jetpack for other permutations (an example would be if in Halo 3, the comando elite helmet allowed sprint or if asetic allowed camo). This also raises question of a special trait for only Spartans.just though I'd put that out there! You guys are awesome and podtacular = better than sarcastic gamer! Shout outs to MEA Cheezcakep and NskxKyleshotsx.

Deathabovus

Hey Podtac it is me coming down from my home in the stratosphere to tell you that what GLewis said is a good idea.Ghosts of Onyx game would be awesome. It could be like ODST's style with you switching the characters and playing the flashbacks. Bring back the Specter. R u guys going to do a show about the books?(u might have before I came to listen.)

xSnipeUpx

Hey Podtacular, its your server terrorist (name you gave me in episode 118 i think). I watched i think most of the halo legends videos on youtube. I personal think that it would be worth the buy. My favorites were The Prototype and The Package. I hope i will be getting it on Dvd for my birthday.... in a few days. keep on fraggin trucks.

Owen R

A little bit ago I was playing halo 3 online and then I knoticed that someone named brent gamer was on my team but then I knotied it was you!! Also is this where u post the random frags?
Ps in a huge podtacular fan I've been listning sense like episode 8

Adswellfit

Hey its every1s favourite Ads here with a question to Dusty. Where can i find your transcript of the terminals in halo 3 as i still haven't read them yet

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