Podtacular 213: Callins and Tales from the Foxhole

February 1st, 2010

Hosts: Dust Storm, GLewis and Brent Gamer

Random Frags

Spencer

Hello Podtacular, I would like to say that I love your show and that it is the only podcast I have subscribed to on Itunes.
Shoutouts to:
Dust Storm, for having this podcast.
GLewis, for his incredible hummor and random sound effects.
Brent Gamer, for his deep voice that rumbles the very depths of Mordor.
Keep on fraggin' Noobs who steal my cookies!

UmChurch

[1] Yo Podtac its um.........Church here writing in from my sniper tower. On to my random frag. GLewis why did you remove me from your friends list. Maybe you should be more like Duststorm and keep your friends from podtac hmmm? Thats all for now back to sniping. Shout outs to obsidianchao, domaku, slidercleo, old regime, dusty, glewis, guest host(s) and arbitation. Keep on fraggin trucks that carry steven segal to go punch brent gamer for defying him for saying he cant win a fight with chuck norris so brent cant prevent stallmeprease from stealing dustys watch while eating oatmeal reason cookies and the dusty helps me snipe steven segal who dodges every bullet and runs off to louisiana. Ths is um..... Church and ima gauss.
[2] Hey gus its Church again and was checking out the new front page and saw the about community leaders tab. I saw the podtac intern and was wondering if you guys are gonna do that again. Hope you do,
Best Snipes,
Church

tylerthet3

Hello, fellow members of Podtacular. This is tylerthet3 once again commenting on the casualties in the Human-Covenant War.
On page 351 of Halo: Evolutions, Cortana says, "They will be left behind just as the other twenty-three billion that preceded them were left behind." She is talking about soldiers killed-in-action recently in a small skirmish, and the twenty-three billion could be referencing the numbers of soldiers KIA or MIA during this war. That is about 3 times the current population of Earth!
Shout-outs to GLewis and Dust Storm.
Keep on truckin' frags.

bporce

Sweet!  My first submission!  Just sending this mission ( and firing my lasers) to tell you guys that this show puts meaning into my life. Also, I found out that griffball is awesome on Heretic!  Well... That's it!  My gamer tag is Porce939699.  Keep on fragging trucks filled with noobs that don't appreciate the awesomeness of Half Life for the PC.
P.S.  Don't you love the perfect spelling?
P.S.S. If not, this was written on my iPod so suck it!!!

ijlk147

I started a poll on the B net fourms on which anouncer in reach
Marty O'Doneal Jerome or old anouncer
keep on fraging a truck wharing anis armor covered in dustys watchs that are being stolen by stallmeplease who is also fighting chuck nores and jerome while trying to splaser Foo Moo jive with baby carrots.
Jerome protects ijlk147 and ijlk147 property
I just got the sword spree achivment on heratic actually i got 2 on my first time playing the map in matchmaking and 2 killing sprees I love the map now
Keep on fraging the podtacular fourms b/c it said i cant post on them maybe b/c im not 13 yet

Troubled Party

Hiya! Just wanted to tell you guys you rock and I wanted to say I have been listening for a long time now (since episode 181) jk since around 54 or so and have been off and on since then. Also I really love listening to you guys but I love watching you more, so when is the video podcast coming back? Well that's about it. Love you guys keep up the good work. Oh and guesthost I will be taking your spot before you know it. jk again. that's all (btw this is my first post so be kind I am atrocious at spelling and grammar) keep on fraggin' stuff because that generally encompasses everything so yeah. Oh and my social security number is 123-12-123 ← they wont say that :D

PunxsatownyPhil

Hey guys, it's PunxsatownyPhil.  Just want to say something, Dusty, about why you were saying you won't get MW2.  So here it goes.  PunxsatownyPhilling you in.  You said something about an infinite ammo glitch that gives you a virus.  Here's what you might have been confused about.  I don't know about any infinite ammo glitch, but you unlock "Titles" through different challenges.  For example, some are Sidekick, or Ninja, or Impaler.  One, called STD, which I'll assume you know what that means, is unlocked by knifing someone with that title.  Instead of "Challenge Complete", the game says "Transmission Complete".  Another one is "Infected", which you get by someone with the title knifing YOU.  So you should really getz MW2, it is an epic win game.  PunxsatownyPhil out.

Jona Panda Lord

How come you have not done a customs and creations show in a while?And continuing from episode 210, about how I got my gamertag, well first of all my name is Jona(yes like the jonas brothers)and in 5th grade I did a report on panda bears and since then that animal just became a cool animal to me and the lord part was random so thats all and keep fragging Nubes that refer to the buttons by their color.

Porceng(numbas)

Hey guys this is meh first podcast woot woot! Dusty says looooooooooooooool weird. (had to when heard i loled) Keep fraging random tbaging brutes on the last lv making grunts there bouys!
LoooooooooooooooooooL

Caleb Henley

[1] Hi, this is cdanhenley, and I was thinking about the halo reach episode, and u wanted to give u an opinion. I think they should add sights to the guns, so your not hipfiring all the time. It might look to much like MW2 though.  So, keep fragging dinosaurs that keep blowing fartjuice out the tv on to your faces. Hope you guys will keep doing this until your 500th show. Btw this is my first submission. Hope it wasn't too long!
[2] I just wanted to tell all you that you guys rule! And I know alot of people like to call glewis out for reasons that you know... For not accepting friend requests... Keep fragging little purple midgets with Chuck Norris's cloud flying power, and dusty's bad sniping, whitch would kill noone but would be fun to watch. Keep doing the good work!
[3] Hey guys, it's cdanhenley, hopefully gonna be ODST CDH. This random frag is about the first time I bought a halo game. I bought halo 3 without looking at the back. I get home and play it, with every body yelling in Spanish. I first thought that sgt. Johnson was a Hispanic retard. I did not know that I bought the game, Spanish version. Anyways, keep fragging trigger happy midgets running around getting owned by Jackie chan with a BR.
[4] I'm very sorry about so many submissions, but can I have all of your gamertags. I won't send a friend request, I just want to look them up on bungie.net. Thx if you will!

big gooba fish

hi podtacular its the big gooba fish!
i've been playing xbox alot and the only game in my tray is modern warfare 2.
its driving me insane, i just cant stop.
i really want halo reach to come out waaaaayy sooner so i can break away from mw2. ive bought borderlands and that is in the mail. hopefully borderlands can be my perfect rehab from the juggenaut that is modern warfare 2.
i think you would all agree that addiction to mw2 (or modern warfaritus as im calling it) is a seroius problem.
if you start to see symptoms such as: random floating A's B's or C's over real life objects, an uncontrollable urge to drop to the floor whenever you see someone you dont recognise or extremely aggressive behavior toward anyone who seems remotely russian,
contact your local doctor for treatment.

Ketchup172

Hey Podtacular this is Ketchup.  I was just wondering who would win in a fight, chuck Norris, the almighty round-house kicking, razor blade spitting master of the universe. or Jerome the Bungie security guard? Please discuss this topic on your next show.  I think it will all be determined by wether or not Chuck Norris is threatening Bungie or Bungie property. Anyway keep on fraggin' staplers that shoot flaming M&M's on Dusty's face causing him to fall back onto a rollerskate and fall down 89 flights of stairs into a zombie filled hotel lobby that is also on fire. and thats the plot of Left 4 Dead 3. see ya!

troubledparty

Hiya! Its me troubled party back again for some tips to keep you from being on the wall of shame in podtacular. I.E. using bad spelling and horrendous grammar. These tips are for everyone so listen up! this means you overly energetic 11 year olds.
First: Have an Idea on what you want to say before you say it. This will keep you from babbling on about the same stuff
Second: DOWNLOAD FIREFOX! Firefox is an amazing browser with spell check! I know because I suck at spelling and use it very often. (Its like God decided to make a browser :D)
Third: Download the podtacular personas to show your support of podtacular and all of its awesomeness, there are two, one based off of the current website, and one with a brushed metal effect. (sorry I made these and need to shell it out for the fans) just google firefox personas and then search for podtacular
Fourth: PROOFREAD! This is the part where you read over it and check if it sounds good coming out of a mouth as it would on paper, the hosts/guesthosts have a hard enough job as it is without having to slow down and do that for you.
Fifth: Remember always use protection
Sixth: click submit and hope it will get read.
Sorry but after reading though a couple episodes of show-notes it became clear that someone had to say something. I love you all so sorry if I came off like a jerk. :(
Much love Troubled Party out.

Spencer Littlejohn

-Start Submisson-
-Bending space time vortex-
-Opening Bungie Timeline Rift-
Sending........
Hey Podtacular
Kalo here wanting to say hello to everyone hosting/listening to podtacular's podcast.
I've enjoyed listening for quite awhile now and decided it was finally time to send in a submisson.
Shout outs to Dust Storm, GLewis, Brent Gamer and who ever is Co-hosting today.
Keep on Fragging Halo 2 for not being on the Windows platform :(
-End Submisson-
-Closeing Time rift-
-Un-Bending Space Time-
[ps: whoever is reading this thank you for taking the time to read my email]

Major Pain121

episode 210 was so funny. "cheny is on a shotgun spree"  so funny. from tails from the foxhole

tim x 222

Hey podtacular! I just wanted to say that I dug through bunjie dot net and found "ghost" is named Emile. keep on gniggarf sckurt

Fungus Oz

Hey Guys it's fungus oz and this is something i noticed after playing halo wars the same day that I watched Avatar(Best sci fi epic ever IMO).
The scorpions(The smallest gunships) In Avatar, seem like across between hornets and Sparrowhawks. Besides some small modifications the fly, look and fire almost the same. And the massive ships that drop parts onto your base also look like the ship the the Colonel was flying in the last epic battle. If you're not sure what I'm talking about there are links included at the end of this submission. Were they copying eachother's vehicle models? Or is this just an odd coincidence? Anyhoo they all look awesome so it doesn't really matter.
Keep on fragging chuck Norris and Nay Nay's guts that were expelled from their stomachs after they obliterated eachother. After Eating all of Glewis's Nom Noms, Mackeo appears out of nowhere and eats the guts of Nay Nay and Chuck which makes him throw up everything inside his stomach. Jerome then orders him to run 100 metres because he threw up on bungie employees and bungie property. Mackeo cannot run for more then a few seconds so he disintegrates at 23m. Jerome calls on the Mighty Foo to resurrect Glewis because he had died locked in his own room starved of nom noms by mackeo. After that Glewis is employed by bungie and all is well again.
End Chapter 2/1000 of the prolouge of my epic novel.
Fare thee well,
Fungus Oz
Links:
Sparrowhawk:
http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/kotaku/2008/05/halowars3.jpg
Scorpion:
http://blogs.ft.com/techblog/files/2009/07/avatar-scorpion-gunship.jpg

Callins with ChuckieJ

Tales from the Foxhole

XxXDeathAbovus

[1] Hey Podtac it is Death that searches for the Nay Nay.I am here to send my fox(Internet)with a  tale from DA Hole. My first comes from a couple months ago on guardian it was lone wolves oddball.I was down by 26 and 3 guys circling the ball and threw a grenade and got a double kill and nailed the other guy in the in the head with a BR.I picked up the ball and ran across the map I got 2 oddball kills then died I took the lead and only 1 point left and the guy in 2nd got the ball and won :-(
[2] Hello Podtac srry I didn't finish my last submission. Here is my other tale from my hole of foxes.I was playing FFA Snipers on Standoff. I was down by 9 kills and was in 2nd to last with 2mins left.I was getting mad cause every time I shot some1 somebody else killed him. So I went on a sniping spree and got 5 snipes but some idiot ran up to me and pissed me off and shot him in the head with a pistol and killed him but time ran out and I came in 2nd.Keep on fraggin the loser who charged me and anybody that gets in our way. P.S Rice Snak Rozz I found my mic. Keep fraggin trucks

The Failboat Driver

I finally got a 360! I got an Elite on Thanksgiving! I was playing Rumle Pit and it pulled up BRs on Guardian and a grabbed the sniper jumped up and took a random shot, killed 2 guys with one bullet. Unfortunately I played a lot of games before I went to the theatre so I couldnt take clip of it. but I have a different clip on the fileshare, Team Swat I went into a room and flinched and got two people with one shot again. my gamer tag is zj578, I know very creative, but I use that universaly, it my sig on my cell, one of my emails, stuff like that. Til next time, see ou later.

Caleb Henley

Hey guys! This is cdanhenley with not one, but two tales from the foxhole. The first was when I was in Valhalla, everyone was getting pwned by a guy in a banshee. I got a missle pod and shot it down with ease. And before I had a chance to celebrate, the banshee's destroyed carcass fell and killed me. The second one was when I shot a fusion coil (on the same map) on the side of the man cannon. It fell on the man cannon and shot towards 2 of the opposing teammates approaching the base I was at. It hit one of them and blew both of them up. Any ways, keep fragging the retarded zombies that look like Russian terrorists with bags of manure slung on their backs and fart juice coming out of their noses. Sorry for the long submission, but I can't seem to do a short submission.

RicE sNak RozZ

Ohai guys its RicE sNak RozZ here to tell you about my epic Pwnage the other day.
So i was at my friends house signed in as a guest. He is a very low rank and we decided to play some social. We played a few games and came across team BRS on Gaurdian. I was doing pretty well with a 17 plus killstreak and no deaths when the game ended and Perfection appeared on my screen. I was both happy and sad because it was my first LEGIT perfection but i was signed in as a guest so i didn't count to my profile :(.
Anyways Shout outs to all teh Aussies and keep on fraggin trucks.

Maximo Notts

Hi guys, just a quick tale toady. Whilst playing a game of social slayer with my brother on Last Resort, I decided to turn into what I always hate, a player who grabs shotgun and sniper. Usually guys who do this end up dead pretty quick and haven't really helped the team by giving away two good guns.However,my actions were justified. After previously dying twice without a kill, a went on THE LONGEST KILL STREAK EVER. No, not the longest number of kills but the longest time span without dying. I slowly started to rack up the kills until earning the Rampage medal. My first. This killing spree started 2 minutes and 7 seconds in and ended when the game time ended. From this we safely say that the time expired equals the time taken to become a pro.
Love the re-vamped site and fraggin' that noob with the shoty-sniper combo

ijlk147

Hey its ijlk147 here with a foxy hole tale. I was playing team slayer with 3 friends and I was in the lift room the game was not lagging put someone was running backwards into the back wall. I chucked a sticky grenade at him. The grenade moved 2 inches then dissapered. Suddendly I started losing shields and no bullets were hitting me. Then  just drop dead. This happened another time which pissed me off. I was hacked!!!!!!!!!!!!.
Keep on carroting AKA (spike grenadeing) Duststorm who is playing team doubles while I am uploading a virus to his computer and stealing Halo 3 hat that has a Splaser in it which kills me then Chuck Nores runes in and tazers me which brings me back to life then Jeroeme comes in and hits me with a gravhammer and says I protect Podtacular and Podtacular employes and propety then steals Dustys Jared watch while flying away on his flaying NAY NAy of death.!!!!!!

pkmnmasterindy

Hi, its me and I have a few tales from the foxhole. The first one is one on Sandtrap. I was playing Big Team Slayer on social big team. I got bored and the game was near the end and I started driving the Elephant around. I flipped the other Elephant over because someone else was driving it. After I flipped it I got a double kill splatter! I went to theater mode after the game was over because I was very confused (my team won) and apparently one of the two people on the other elephant flipped the elephant over and somehow that gave me a double kill.I loled for a while. My other tale is I was playing Action Sack and I got Team fiesta on Assembly. Less then a minute after the game started my entire team left :(. One person on the other quit though so it was a little better. I started off doing well but then it went south because the other 3 started teaming up on me. I managed to end the game 21-25 my loss. i thought i did well.
well thats all i have and I'm gonna sign off with a K.O.F.
Keep on fragging idiots that sell their trucks for gas money.

razza 119

[1] WAZ up podtacular its the 1 and only razza 119 here and i have a funny tale from halo 3 me and sum of my clan where playing and infection game type called run or die and my fiend was trying to betray me with a laser so i rammed into him with my warthog as he laserd me i sumhow got a killionare and then realised there was 13 zombies chasing me all i can say is owned!!
shout outs to bboy155, gazza linton, rampantrob, demon hunter dl, blacklight 92 and the rest of my amazing clan, glewis, dust storm, brent gamer and lancelot
keep on fragging the spraying noobs who kill u when u r 1 away from a tac nuke on MW2.
P.S when is the next inside mlg epsiode going to be out?
[2] WAZ up podtacular its the 1 and only razza 119 here and i have another very funny tale from MW2 me and my clan (there was 9 of us) where playing groundwar and these cocky americans started making fun of us so we owned them 10000 to 200 (i got the final kill with an M9) and at the end of the game they said we were hackers and left like a bunch of noobs
we are still recruitng if you are intrested in joining PM on xbl my gt is razza 119

Troubled Party

Hiya Troubled Party back again with a tale from the foxhole.
I was playing MW2 on wasteland and the game was just about over with a score of 7300 to 7400 with us wining. I was busy getting yelled at by teammates screaming into the mike “OMG DON’T DIE I WANNA WIN OMFGBBQ!” I decided the match was almost over and dared to take an epic knife kill, So I tossed my blade of glory across the map over the hedge extremely far hoping to get a kill. today was the fateful day when…. I missed. But the knife hit c4 and blew up an enemy getting me a game winning kill that made the kids in the game scream and cry and say that they helped me do it. It was awesome.
That’s about it. keep on fragging people who mock others who accidentally make a mistake and post there tail from the foxhole as a comment. *cough* *cough* you know who you are

Fungus Oz

Hullo fellow podtacians, this is fungus oz with a vaguely entertaining tale from the foxhole.
I was playing in a game of squad battle on Rat's Nest and we were tied 2-2. Both teams had fully loaded warthogs racing to get to base and capture the flag before the other one, and the opposing team seemed to be winning. What no one knew was that I was lying in wait with only a few stickies and my BR. I saw he warthog rolling in with guns-a-blazing and the flag. I lobbed a sticky at it as i was lit up with turret fire but it stuck and asploded, killing the driver and flipping the vehicle, leaving two more guys try and pwn me. The gunner and I exchanged BR fire whilst I had half shields, but I killed him with 4 shots in a pro Tsquared ownage pwnage rapage. Double kill. With no shields and the flag carrier running towards me, it seemed a lost cause but I chucked a sticky at him in a last ditch attempt to stop him and bu-BAM! I stuck him in the face. He asploded a step away from the cap spot, and the flag literally landed on the spot. Triple kill. A second later I heard a deep and evil voice say- Flag Captured. Game Over. My comrades had made it through and captured the flag. And that, my friends is my most epic save.
Keep on fragging nay nay for eating the third half of  a triangular squircle which is dipped in cheese and metal toast with fart juice in a bottle which Billy May's ghost is advertising for only 3 easy payments of $29.99.
Fungus out
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