Podtacular: The Unofficial Halo Universe Podcast

Podtacular Episode 211: Multiplayer Tips for Citadel
for the week of December 23rd, 2009

Hosts: Dust Storm, GLewis & Brent Gamer


Random Frags

All yor hopes

Dear podtac it’s all yor hopes formaly known as caboose I just wanted to thank u for dissing me on my grammar I just wanted to re point out I’m from a foriegn contry in the middle east and when we pronounce words it sounds like were regurgitateing food so….thank alot dusty. Ps l4d2 rocks suck on that one hitler

Joshua

Hello everyone at Podtacular, just wanted to notify you guys that the show is still as awesome as ever even after 210 episodes. Keep it up!!

rabid_diharrea

Hey Podtacular it’s rabid diharrea here, and I have been meaning to submit this, but i have been busy. The day before Modern Warfare 2 came out, I got 1000 points in ODST, which was my first 100% completed game (I have 1500 in Halo 3).
Just to let you know, Getting my recon took FOREVER.
Keep on fraggin Halo Waypoint, because I only need 5 more gamerscore in a Halo game for level 40 but i’m too lazy and people who either Halo 3 or Modern Warfare 2 suck. They both rock (Halo FTW).

Snipermaster

Hey podtac,

It’s your presdenchal sniper!

I know you guys will take this as a joke but that’s ok.

I just want dusty to know that if dusty didn’t do spell
Check I still would be known as snipermaster! But I have to admit that it was funny! Still love ya guys.

Ps my new gamer tag is snipermaster1356 now by podtac keep on fraggen trucks

Tbird007

Hey everyone just submitting again to tell you about a mistake in the halo encyclopedia on page 240 they miked up the rocket hog and gauss hog pictures and on anthour page witch i forget they got the spelling of “storeys” wrong. the book is great but i always notice when something is wrong like in the begging of 209 Glewis says something random. frag trucks now

Big gooba fish

Hi podtacular it’s the big gooba fish with a small rant today! I’ve been playing halo 3 and modern warfare 2 alot in the past week and I’ve noticed that in almost every game I get into the host is usually in America. Being an Australian we generally get bad connections with Americans And I’ve noticed this host priority thing even when the majority of players in the game are Australian. Game developers need to find a way to choose a host in games, based on the connections of other players because I am tired of my headshots doing nothing due to lag.
Also I am interested in being a co host of the mw2 vs halo 3 discussion as I play both games extensively and have some opinions. Just email me if you can, I have skype and a good mic.

XXXDeathAbovus

Hey podtac it is the only person from hell above the earth lol.I am here to say that if Microsoft wants some money they should make a helmet pack on Marketplace that allows u to buy all the helmets that the group of spartans have from Reach.I am sorry I am not on forums it is because I am too lazy to do forums sorry.Keep on fraggin Glewis who messes up my submissions and rides the failboat while Dusty gets mad and goes crazy with his sniper and ends up shooting Funnyboy(the failboat driver) and wrecks. Glewis thinking the failboat is a cruise starts going crazy and pulls out his SHWATGUN. Chuck Norris hears his cry and flys on his cloud. WHile this is happening Stallme takes Dusty’s watch and runs but Dusty’s watch cries and Chuck Norris goes after the watch. so Stallme and Chuck have a fight but then Fungus Oz pops out and Yells “Ima chargin my lazer” and fires killing Chuck and StallMe.


Submissions

razza 119

waz up podtac its the one the only razza 119
my tips for this map are stick to the edge of the map with a special assault rifle

shout outs to funnyboy, giffyboy, fishymanq, lancelot, glewis, dusty and my awsome clan
keep on fragging the spawn killing, assault rifle spraying, dual wielding shotgun mofos on MW2

ijlk147

Hey guys its iljk147 here for tips for citedail the gray map, In this map u should always have carrots and pineaples aka spike and frag nades. and a bubble shield for corners. The frags so the bounce off corners and carrots for when u catch up and a carbine. Keep on fraging halo wars which is the game dusty is playing while his whatch is trying to be stolen but was stop by the magical migites who then eat the watch so they can take over stalemeplease and steal every watch in the world. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! or (1111111111111) from episode 210 soryy for the log one
Heratic sucks and so does MW2 haters (That means u dusty and G) If u guys dis MW2 again I will stop lisitening !!!!! PS dusty u suck.
JK sorry

P2 Press Start

Hey Podtacular, in my opinion Heretic is the best out of the mythic 2 maps but Citidel still is great one thing to do on Citidel is to go grab the sniper and sit along the far back at the windows (along the shotgun corner/hall spawn) and just pick them off as they spawn i have gotten a few sniper sprees that way. Shout outs to my man Andremartin, Coghlan13, and the party squad

stallmeplease

Hey guys, and girls! Its the one and only watch stealer of podtacular!!!! and I have arrived on this podcast with my freshly baked tips! First off, no place is safe on this map, it is very open, and almost no cover. Because of the lack of cover, be careful when you chase someone around a corner, they will hurt, assassinate, hit, shoot, stick, kill, or even worse, teabag you and call you their B***ch. Also, unlike most maps, the middle may be the best escape route with the flag or bomb, because most of the combat takes place around the outside of the map. well thats all I got. Keep on fraggin Glewis, hahahaha whoop-de-do you got your watch back. next time i wont buy guard dogs that you can get by with beggin strips. Basicly, begginers luck, and u suck. Just kidding, i love you…just kidding i dont….just kidding… just kidding i really loathe you…just kidding, the was supposed to be love not loathe.
Stall me out.

Tbird007

Hey its me and i am submitting tips for that map for this month. some tips for this map is to take the upper hallways and then pick off those noobs running to rockets. keep on fraggin black sherk and Jerome who got married last weekend

tim x 222

hello Podtacular! I have a submission on citadel tips. 1.I hate this map. 2.use carbines and blue berrys 3. avoid the rocket and plasma you stole my pistolla.
4.te n00B combe wrks well wen abve(just gettin in the n00B spirit) please add me to yer friend list dust storm my username says it all, tim x 222.It may be uppercase on tim, I don’t have odst yet.keep on fragging trucks carrying mexicans across te border illegaly with transforming 360’s that gut them and disguise themselves as humans like in Men in Black.

Metal MouthE

Hey Podtac! I’m Metal MouthE and this is my first submission evaaarr! I have been listening since episode 192. So here are my tips for Citadel, an awesome map which I think should be integrated into MLG.
(with the adjustments) So now on my tips: when the game starts make sure you grab the sniper and rush for both overshields and rockets located in the middle. If your whole team has mics this should work out fine. Then with your team travel around the map in a circular motion while killing the opposing team as you go. This is great for keeping track of when the weapons spawn and spawn killing. Thanks for taking the time to read my submission. And keep on fraggin’ my parents for grounding me from my Xbox 360 because they wanted me to get a 80% average on my mid semester report card and I got a 79%, and i’ve been grounded for 3 weeks now. (sad face)

RelaxingThought

Hey podtac its RelaxingThought with my first submission. I’ve been listening for almost a year now- great job guys! Anyway, citadel is a relitavely average sized map with all sorts of short and long range weapons. For this map I think that you should keep a BR on you at all times- its useful in the long hallways, and your secondary weapon can be anything your want. If a BR isnt readily avaliable, although it should be considering there are at least 4 I know of on the map, go with sticking to the small corridors and camping with smgs or a plasma weapon to quickly disable the enemy’s shields and melee ftw. ONLY MOVE THROUGH THE MIDDLE OF THE MAP IF YOU NEED THE ROCKETS OR IF YOU ABSOLUTELY HAVE TO. The middle is wide open with almost no cover and no weapon spawns except for the rockets. Stay on the outer rims of the map, picking off enemies as you go. Just keep going in a big circle.

First frag ever:
Keep on Fragging that guy that steals Dust Storm’s watch. HAAAAAAAX!!!

greg

Its me again and i thought i would submit for this epsiode which is tips for Citadel. Citadel is (what i belive to be) a symmetrical map with a shotgun, S.A.R., S.S.A.R., Carbine, Rocket, and two oversheilds.
1.Have the best person with the S.S.A.R. use it. They will be vital to keeping the Rocket and oversheilds for your team.
2. There are exploding boxes near the spawns, so be careful about those(you might want to shoot them when there are some people on the other team near them.
3. You need to have the Rocket Lancher for when someone takes the oversheild when the sniper fails to kill them.
4. There is also a shotgun near each spwan that you should try to use because there is an achevement relating to the shotgun on this map, but if you have the achevement you dont need to worry about it. Someone on your team should have it though because there will always be the noob that camps with it.
Well thats all i have for now and im going to head off with a Keep on fragging.
Keep on fragging noobs that have no grammer or spelling skills.


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