Podtacular: The Unofficial Halo Universe Podcast

Podtacular Episode 189: Callins and Tales from the Foxhole
for the week of May 17th, 2009

(Hosts: Dust Storm, GLewis & Giffyboy)


Fungus Oz

HEy podtacular this is the mushroom from Australia writing in with 2 tales
from the foxhole.

1. I was playing a custom game in foundry and I was in the blue team. The
custom variant was team slayer with no shields. I saw 2 reds in the room
and noticed I had a handy-dandy frag grenade that I was saving to frag a
midget-filled truck with Foo mo. Putting it to a better use (some may
disagree), I lobbed it at the two reds. BOOM! Double kill! Double kill!
Double kill! Double kill! The medal popped up on the bottom of my screen
about 10 times, before I was greeted by a black screen telling me that my
teammate had quit :(
When the game resumed, a deep voice said double kill! one more time. It
was epic, and it is in my fileshare.

2. Angry submission-I was listening to podtacular on the toilet last month
and I laughed so hard that my Ipod fell into the toilet. I had to get a new
one for my birthday, because as you would guess it was
A-completely covered in poop and
B- COMPLETELY UNUSABLE.
It was only in there for a few seconds before I reeled it back in with my
headphones, but it had touched a bit of water and BAM! it broke.
Ipods must be non swimmers or something because it doesn’t take a lot to
drown them.

P.S Download Firefox or Safari and correct your spelling mistakes!(Just like I
have done now) Explorer will get a virus and make your computer explode,
firefox will get you chicks because we all know they love good spellers!

Keep on fragging Foo mo Jive for telling us he would strap a CRT monitor
to his folding bike, and making me laugh so that my Ipod made the leap of
faith into the murky brown swamps in the toilet bowl. GRR!

adswellfit

hiya guys its adswellfit again but just call me adswell.

I’m writing in with a couple of tales from the foxhole.

the first 1 is quite old I saw it ages ago, my friend was laying mines on sandtrap until his friend drove up to him and stood on his warthog the wart hog kept rolling and hit the mines which earned my friend a suicide and a double kill from the grave. I didn’t understand how it was from the grave as I assumed they all died at the same time but when I look at xander crews DE during the video I notice he got flung from his warthog across the map and proceeded 2 b splattered by the flying warthog.

Second was my brothers attempt to hijack an enemy ghost, Unfortunately the enemy was clever enough 2 drive toward the edge of the map and after he had been hijacked my brother flew off the edge and died.

sorry if the grammar is wrong but I’m pretty sure I spelt everything right

both the files are in my file share 1st is under wtf 2nd is called unfair

keep on fragging nay-nay driving trucks

funnyboy78

Hey podtac it’s funnyboy78 with my tale from the foxhole.I was playing rumble pit with a few freinds.me and my pokèmon( zzz kiljoy zzz) were in a plasma grenade duel. He threw his and I threw mine. He stuck the grenade that I had in my hand and I threw the two back at him, doubleing my power, getting cussed at, and winning the game.Peace and love, keep fragging people who show other dudes their manhood over the xbox live cam, and continue to scream about how they have a girlfreind

Caboose O’Malley

Hey podtac Caboose O’Malley here with my first non b.s. submision and i want to tell you a story about me and halo3 i was forgeing foundry and lined up a bunch of cannon mans then put gates around them so that if you were to go through yo would excellerate without friction. anyway my friend hematsue (an indian friend of mine) was playing and was at the end of the cannon man excellerator i spawned a dumpster and pushed it through and it went so fast it hit my friend and crush him in the game and he died. so now i put fussion coils through that way they endlessly shoot out and kill people. also i have to appologise to lancelot for what i said to him last time i was angry that kid at school called me a big nosed jew and my girl friend broke up with me alos keep on fragging the ingnorant kid that make fun of my middle eastern acsent because im from israel. Thanks

TheReal256

Hey podtac guys i have a tale from the foxhole on the mythic map sandbox. I spawned on the blue team as this was my first time playing on the mythic maps I was surprised to see a chopper i jumped on it and started the killing spree, eventuly i was killed respawned grabbed a BR got a couple of more kills won the match

Shout out to the guest of the week and keep on fraging fat kids who ride their folding bicycles into traffic because
they keep shouting vetoooooo on XBL

Uzumaki

Hey podtacular Uzumaki, your official podtac Pokémon, is back for submissions.

My first tale is actually my friends Triggerhappypsycho’s we were playing multi-team (before the playlist became legendary required) we got Team Slayer on Construct. The game was winding down and we were behind orange team 48 to 49 (we were blue) psycho just spawned in the bottom, and goes to get the flame thrower he picks it up and begins the walk to check on the missile pod, as he turns back to go up a lift both red team members dropped down and started shooting him, he gets in close, losing most of his shields and roasts them both for the winning double incineration.

Another tale I’ve got was on the same game as my previous one and again on Construct, I managed to score a pistol, yes pistol Bull True.

My final tale is also psycho’s, however it was on Standoff. the game was almost over psycho was rushing towards the enemy, next to our warthog, when an enemy sticks the warthog just as another enemy shoots a lawnchair at it the rocket explodes followed by the sticky grenade sending the warthog flying over psycho’s head missing him by inches. When I asked him if he saw that his response was “see what?” so we go to theater and I show him (after I show him my laser fail betrayal but that’s for another episode) we watch it literally missed him by an inch or two and he never saw it. Attention Fail!

The Flame double kill, and the bull trues will be on my file share next time I get on halo3 but the almost splatter will not because I don’t think we saved the film.

Shoutouts to: XZNERO, Triggerhappypsycho (even though he doesn’t listen), and CaptainPlanet who is cooler than PK lol jk.

Keep on Fragging trucks


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