(Hosts: Dust Storm, Cryptoflix, GLewis, KBC)
Hey podtacular Uzumaki here with a tale from the foxhole.
This past weekend (Sat 11) Me, lilkuke, and Dust Storm sat down a went for
our Annual Acheivment, after getting it for Dust Storm’s second account
(Dust Storm051) we all went into MM, Kuke was party leader and he chose
Rocket Race, the party consisted of Kuke, DS, Myself and my friend who was
playing guest at the time.
So after a bashing from kuke the first game My friend and I decided to
get him back, the next game Rocket Race on Sandtrap we were on the tail of
kuke and his passenger on of the other teams rockets hits them and causes
the VIP to fall off whom my friend quickly assassinates forcing kuke off
his mongoose, he then engages my friend in a beat down match while I sneak
up behind and smack him in the back. We then take their mongoose and drive
off. The best part was after the game when my friend took my mic and said
“Hey kuke we made up a new game called Grand Theft Mongoose.”
The clip is on my file share called GTM so check it out.
Finally Shout outs to Dust Storm, Lilkuke, and of course my best friend
Triggerhappypsyco.
Keep on Fraggin’ Trucks.
I am a new person hear at podtac but I don’t know the rotatoin in wich the
episodes go can you pllease tell my thanks. ceap on fraging hump back wails
trying to be a yeti wile nah nah hunts them.
Hey I haven’t submitted anything in a while because of the podcast being
down for a couple months, but it’s great it’s back. I’ve got a tales from
the foxhole for you today and I hope my usage of advanced vocabulary does
not stunt Cryptoflix’s enunciation, if he happens to be reading this. If he
isn’t, then curses!
Well since more than a year has transpired since Halo was released, I’m
going to share a Tale from the Foxhole from one of my rudimentary matches
of Halo. I did not possess Halo 3 at that time, so I traveled down the
street to my friend’s living quarters to engage in a jovial game of social
BTB. The gametype was slayer and the map was Sandtrap. Upon the commencing
of the conflict between the team with a crimson color and the team with a
cerulean color, I promptly obtained a Mongoose and initiated a forward
pressure with my thumb on the left joystick, and plotted my course toward
the Banshee. I arrived at my destination without any nettling diversions
and took control of my Banshee to assist my team. I saw that one of their
Warthogs destroyed one of ours and was preparing to flee the battle scene,
so I swooped in low, discharged a fuel rod, and demolished their Warthog
with the assistance of my plasma turrets. The fully loaded Warthog exploded
and killed another nearby enemy for the Overkill. I felt gleeful and
proceeded onto a Killing Frenzy before a combination of the missile pod and
Warthog chain gun annihilated my Banshee.
That concludes my Tale from the Foxhole and I wish from the bottom of my
heart that you stumbled over many words of higher diction. Next time, I
will proceed to write a submission in which most of the words begin with
the letter s. But, in all seriousness, good job if you read all that.
Continue to cast explosives of fragmentation at neophytes whom communicate
with bad grammar and diction. Shoutout to RandomSunchips, UnrealCh13f, and
any other Asians on the IRC or forums.
Hey guys, it’s stallmeplease. I have a tale from the hole of fox. I was
playing shotty snipers on narrows. I picked up some plasma nades and threw
them across the main bridge. A few seconds later, I got a stick and a
double kill. When I threw the plasma, it bounced off a wall and landed on
the tip of the shotgun on the person’s back. As soon as in did someone else
walked next to him. It blew up, and I was 2 kills richer. Thats my tale, it
is on my file share as best stick ever. Keep on fragging ram 1500s. cya
Hey Guys this is fOe KaNaRy, and I have a tale from the foxhole. I’m
somewhat of a new listener, xbox liverer, and on top of all that this is
my first submission so hope it’s good. About a month ago i was playing
lonewolves on the Pit it was a slayer match and i was owning. I had the
shotgun and 2 sticky nades and was headed for the sword room I figured a
guy was camping at the sword spawn and I threw a sticky through the tiny
opening at the top of the wall and it landed on the camper on the other
side. The cool thing about this was that I did not think I would stick
anyone I just thought I might bring someones shields down. I ended up
winning the game by 6 kills it was sweet. I have a video of the stick on my
file share its called “sweet stick” my gamertag is fOe KaNaRy. Hope that
was alright. Keep on kickin’ budunk’a’dunk.
Hey podtac giddyforrest118 here, heres my tale from the foxhole. Ok my
friend and I were playing shotty snipers on valhalla, and we were getting
totally distroyed by the other team, we were both on the ledge behind the
base at the back of the canyon sniping, we were looking at the crashed
pelican because we had seen some shots come from over there, so a guy from
the other team ran out from cover and my friend went to get him, when he
got up and jumped in front of me a shot hit him that would have hit me in
the head then when his body landed another shot hit one of his nades and
exploded the other ones which in turn killed me in the explosion, it was
the most insane double kill ever! shout outs to GLewis most of all, KBC,
duststorm, crunk, and the rest of the crew! keep on fragging trucks hauling
anusarmor to the podtac store being driven by a grunt in the “I’m a gay
marine” bootyshort.
Hows it goin guys over at podtacular?
I have a tale from the foxhole for you all, So I was playing slayer on
narrows when I saw two people come over, one being a noob guest and the
other guy just goofing off or something. Well I was about to shoot one with
a Plasma Pistol when I quickly realized that I had a sniper rifle. I
quickly shot the plasma pistol shot before it could charge and landed on
the first guy. he turned around and I quickly shot him in the face, however
somehow the other guy walked into my sniper bullet and managed to die along
with him. As I was reloading I saw a 3rd person on my radar, he began to
get closer to me shooting me with his needler and out of the whole clip
about 2 shots landed on me. No scoped him for my triple kill without even
needing the melee. I was about to get a fourth one that I thought I could
get an overkill/Extermination however he decided to run underneath and I
was unable to kill him.
Thank you for reading my submission and keep on fraggin’ one legged purple
bellied squirrels that wear green alpaca fur on their anus armor, while
fragging the midget hater foo mo jive.
(P.S. My gamertag is Auron v3 and It is in my file share slot 4 I
think…)
Hello everybody once again it’s the ninja with a plan, Ninjaman. This time
my fox hole tale is about my last acheivment before TU2. I just say the
setting first. Lone Wolves, Epitaph, Swords. I was trying to get my
Overkill, by the way it seem the only really interesting things happen on
Epitaph even though i don’t like it, but anyway… The game starts I rush
to the middle get a double kill, look around and see no one :( Any way I
get hit by a grenade see a guy swing and kill him instantly. I have no
sheilds and I panic. I kill another guy and see a guy just standing there
so I run towards him and kill him. Triple kill! I turn around grab
oversheilds guy comes around the corner I slice…. then time slowed down
and I hear a voice booming out of my speakers OVERKILL!!!!! Normally I
would have just quit out and gone on with my day, but this was different I
went through the rest of the match owning and won 25 to like 15. Just the
acheivment and the whole match are in my file share my GT is I ninjman59 I.
(two videos) sorry about the longness of this I’ll try to make it shorter
next time. This is the ninja with a plan sighning out. Keep on fragging
trucks just like Foo Mo Jive and JVB did.
Hey Podtacular, it’s Lone Soldier332 again, with a little tale from the
foxhole for you.
So me and my friend were playing on the level The Ark, and we just got
past the part with the Scarab, and we just climbed the tower. We entered
the room with the sleeping Grunts, and I took point. Slowly, I was
assassinating the Grunts, and I came to a Brute. I was about to kill it,
but I noticed it was moving around funny. I stopped to watch it, then found
myself laughing my arse off. It turns out the Brute was zipping up it’s
armor after peeing! I then killed it with a big smile on my face. We took a
picture of it, and it’s on my fileshare called, “He gotta pee?”
Anyways, I’d like to give a shoutout to Cryptoflix, Duststorm and GLewis,
mostly GLewis though, cuz I forgot to give him one last submission. And one
to Usedzombies because he cannot afford new ones, and he keeps on
encouraging me to make new maps.
Keep it goin, guys. You are all awesome.
|(33P 0|\| FR@GG1|\| 7RUCK$. => Peace out
Hi there. It’s Flammable Dude here sending in to tell you guys about a
sweet tale from the foxhole. It was Brawl Mosh Pit on ghost town. I was in
the window where the sniper spawns and I had an AR. I saw a couple of guys
run into the pipe that has the camo in it so I threw a grenade. Double
kill. I looked left and there was another guy running towards me. I easily
took him out with the AR. Triple kill. The hill was under the scaffolding
by the sniper spawn. I threw a frag in for the Overkill. I run into the
hill and smack a guy who was weakened by my frag. Killtacular. I start to
take bullets so I whip around and smack another guy. Killtrocity. I had no
shields, so I was easily taken out after that, but that was my first Legit
Ranked Killtrocity. I was so happy. The film is in my fileshare slot 8.
That’s all for today. Keep on fraggin’ the people who come up with the
ridiculously long keep on fraggin’ outros.
hey its XBLM poodles19 here(this is my uberly first submition), and i have
2! yes 2 super awsome amazing tales!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! actualy one
of em kinda luck lol. so heres the first one:
im playing multiflag ctf on avalanche and and staying back to defend our
flag. im at the spot where the rockets spwn so i have those and a spartan
lazur. as i wait for victims i see a guy running for our camo so i fire off
a rocket and nail him dead center. just after that i see a wraith come
around the corner and i blast that 2 bits with the laser. during the time i
was killing the wraith a banshee got by and was attacking our hornet. i
charge up the laser again and blast the thing to shiny banshee bits and as
i turn i hear:” double kill”. when i went back into theater i saw that a
shiny banshee spark hit some guy running around! its currently in my file
share. heres the second:
so im playin crazy king on snowbound and im running towards the base on
the snow plain side. for god knos wat reason im firing a plasma pistol at
some guy running up the base. i got his shield down but another guy took my
kill. as i run up i switch to my ar and face the guy who took my kill. his
shields were down so it was easy to kill him. i then turn to my right and
beat down another guy(double kill), i back peddle b/c i have no shields and
i throw a nad against the spire. it sticks there and another guy runs by me
rit into my nad which depletes his shields. i gun him down as well(triple
kill) i run to the other side and kill another guy who was getting shot in
the back(overkill), then i beatdown the guy chasing the guy i just
killed(killtacular)! this is my first and only killtacular and i did it
with almost no support from my teammate. unfortunatly rit aftr my
killtacular a nad bounced up and exploded in my face. still a good
killtacular tho. yes its in my fileshare
gamertag: poodles19
soon to be: XBLM poodles19
keep on fraggin anus armor wearin, noob combo useing, 8 yr olds lol
hey dudes and possible dudet who may be joining them do i have an amazing
Tale for you. recently i have been way to into getting mongoose splatters.
i mean its crazy dead right addicted to it. ill be jumping into DLC FFA and
BTB only to jump on the mongoose and run around the map trying to get
splatters.
well during a game of Splockets on sandtrap i jumped on to the mongoose
after a bit i let a team mate jump on to the back and then let the fun
begin. we switched places quickly and i went on to kill about 6 people
using the splazer. in the end we got splazered but it was still very fun.
after that during a rockets match on standoff i jumped on the mongoose
just for laughs. i went driving towards a guy he takes aim at me and shoots
the rocket somehow hits the ground underneath me and propels me right into
him splattering him. after that i was dumbstruck and tried again and bam i
got it again. i was super amazed but then never got another splatter
again.
ok one more goosetale and im done. during a BTB on Valhalla of CTF our
flag had been missing for about a good minutre nobody knowing where it was.
we had taken back the center hill and me on my mongoose noticed the flag
carrier going through the cave on the side of downed pelican. i charged in
with my mongoose just to catch him a hit the hill right in front of the
cave and went flying about head height into the cave still on the mongoose.
i actually splatter the guy with the mongoose with my wheel hitting his
head. it was an epic splatter.
anyways thats it for me just a quick shoutout to my good friends over at
the ODST Recon one of the largest groups of Bungie.net and co-namer of the
new halo game Halo3:Recon
Note: we at the ODST Recon are liable for any naming or inspiration for
the name of the new halo3 expansion we are just really lucky to have picked
a really kick ass name.
keep on fragging those no good fraggedy fraggers who continue to frag foo
mo’s fragable frag truck with fragably delicous frags. i wish you all a
good old fragtastic day.
Hey guys, Scarface_Spartan here and I have a little story to tell from Halo
Custom Edition..
I was playing on one of these fancy Dedicated Servers with a friend of
mine. The map was this map (I remember its one of the snow map, but its not
Snowbound) and the gametype was CTF..
Okay here is the deal, I was on the Blue team, while my friend was spawned
on the yet again useless Red team. Me and my teammates where besieging the
Red base, but after sometime, we gave up most efforts on taking the flag
from them.. that was until I proposed that we take those teleport door
things that was when the awesome thing happened.. As we went towards the
Red base, for some odd reason without anyone of us typing anything in the
chat, my teammates where one by one falling back to each of the teleport
doors and camping. Once me and another guy reached the Red base, we chucked
the infinite nades from the 2nd floor, then stormed down with SPNKrs,
picked the flag and ran back to the teleport door upstairs.. As usual the
other team followed us by any means necessary with whatever weapons they
had (the basic spawn there was the pistol), but to no avail since we had
the better weapons (SPNKrs with 999 rockets).. and that is it we won and
everything else and this thing happened again for 2 times on the same
server with the same people and the same useless Red team..
Keep on fragging hog riding, anusarmor wearing, hair plastic meatball
eating NAY-NAY!!
note: Sorry for wrong grammar and all that other s###
Hi, this is Leonidas117, staff at GamerChiefs.com. My gamertag is Alaki117.
I’ve been an avid listener since the Habenero Halo episode, 125.
I’ve got a fairly interesting tale from the foxhole.
I was playing on the Legendary Brawl weekend back in like July, I was
trying to get my 20 Skill in the playlist. I was at about 18, and we were
playing Mosh Pit on Rats Nest. It was about 35 seconds from the end game,
and I was 15 seconds behind the leader, who was in the pit. He cleared the
space where the ghost spawns, and I had just splattered a couple of people
with my mongoose. I came in full speed into the pit, jumping out and my
mongoose slid away, behind the leader. I threw a trip mine on reflex as the
ghost came careening down the path,and instead of hitting the ghost, it
bounced into the still sliding mongoose, blowing it up. The mongoose
flipped through the air, slamming into the leader, and then I hit the ghost
aside with the hammer, making it explode. I then pulled ahead to win the
match with about 6 seconds between the 2nd place, the one I splattered.
I don’t have a video of this in my FileShare, but I have my newly forged
FFA/TS map Twisted, if anyone would like to go check it out. It has a giant
revolving stairwell in the center that leads to rockets, and is good for
FFA and Team Slayer maps. This part of my submission might belong in the
Customs and Creations show.
I’d love to guest host the podcast anytime, if you’d like me to, email
me.
If anyone would like to give me a review on my map, or just get videos
from Halo 3 captured in HD, message Leonidas117 at GamerChiefs.com
Hey Podtacular! This is Fungus Oz with my tale from the foxhole.
It is about a slayer match on Standoff. It was a 4v4 match and at the
start of the match I jumped in the drivers seat of the warthog in our base.
I took my gunner on wild killing spree and he got 12 kills. Then we got in
a sticky situation (In more than one way), and I was hit in the face by a
plasma grenade. I jumped out of the hog to save my gunner from his
inevitable death and I exploded. He kept his 12 kills and 0 deaths.He
continued to gun down people without a driver(A very dangerous thing to do)
and I tried to return to the drivers seat. I was about 10 seconds away from
him when I saw an enemy charging up his splazer from all over the other
side of the map. I thought fast and chucked a nade at the hog that my
gunner was in, flipping the vehicle upside down as the splazer fired, again
saving my gunner from death. My only response was,(Cleaned up version)”What
the #### did you do that for, you son of a female dog!” I then told him to
get out of the hog or else he would die by the hands of the
splazererererer. He ignored me and was killed within 10 seconds. He then
screamed for ages and ages about the running riot he was on. The game ended
with us winning. All I heard in the postgame lobby was(Cleaned up
version)”Well I could have got a perfection if it wasn’t for my stupid
####ing teammates. They were useless.” He then partied up with three
members of the other team. This was just one example of the bad people you
can meet on Xbox Live.
Shout outs to GutsyChipmunk, ArsenicFatrick and the rest of the
HellJumpers Clan.
Keep on fragging ungrateful Foul Mouthed N00bs who have had way too many
Fungus Cookies for lunch.