Foo Mo sez “I’m Easy!”

With a keen eye and ever-sarcastic gaze, the folks over at Sarcastic Gamer have just discovered a stunning, earth-shattering truth about our great leader, Foo Mo Jive.

He plays Halo 3 on Easy. Yeah, really.

Also known as Baby Mode, or in the parlance of the streets, Sucka Mode. Yeah, REALLY.

Why, you ask? Well, as far as the rest of us at Podtacular headquarters know, he was probably just looking to boost his ‘cheevo score and find some skulls buried deep in the bowels of the Cortana level (who knows what’s up in there) but we all know that there’s no acceptable reason to be playing Halo 3 on Easy. Not unless you’re going head-to-head with Mr. T, Chuck Norris and Ahnuld all at once and the only way to escape with your life is to start up campaign in true sissy fashion. Even then, it might be best to take the pummeling and at least go out like a man.

Either way, here’s hoping that one Mr. Foo Mo Jive can show his face and we can all rest easy that this was just a case of mistaken identity, or some other semi-believable circumstance that would keep the world from collapsing upon itself. Please?

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63 Responses to Foo Mo sez “I’m Easy!”

  1. Hoogs says:

    It is sometimes hard to tell, but I guess the fact that it was posted by SARCASTIC Gamer should be enough to get the hint.

  2. CapnKrunk says:

    You know what’s dumb? People named Luke Gray. It kinda reminds me of Luke Smith, and we all know he drops mad cheats on Halo 3. And people named CapnKrunk. That’s like dumber than dumb. I hate that guy. Except for his rock-hard abs and thousand-yard stare.

  3. a surly hobo says:

    Seriously everyone who is taking this seriously, this news is brought to you by Sarcastic Gamer. They have a great podcast and website that comes up with very funny and entertaining articles. We are playing along, Foomo is a cool guy for all of the things he does for us, we are kidding around with him and he knows we mean no harm.

    Take a few minutes to check out their site, it’s full of rambunctious articles like this one and listen to their latest podcast, it’s a good show.

  4. Lancelot59 says:

    yeah, I’m just gonna go with that he was running through to get with it again for the show.

  5. minimoose says:

    awwww… come on people. Sometimes its fun to just go through the campaign and kill stuff really easily. Nothing is more satisfying than blowing away everything without any trouble at all

  6. Swift Ninja1 says:

    Maybe Foo Mo was just look for good things for the next campiagn show. It is easy to find good ways to get around stuff on easy.

    Foo Mo Jive on Easy FTW!

  7. Anorexic Leader says:

    A few posts back, I laughed so freaking hard when CapnKrunk burned Luke Gray, and then turned right back around and burned himself. At least he made a good comparison to stupid Luke Smith, former EGM but now Bungie affiliate….. Also I checked the Bungie Campaign stats for Foo Mo, and as I suspected, he only played Tsavo Highway and The Storm on Easy. That pretty much proves that he was just doing a quick run through to freshen-up his knowledge for the show…all the other campaign runs were on Heroic, and a few on Normal. But of course everybody steps down to normal every now and then… Keep on fraggin’ Trucks Foo Mo!

  8. Kickimanjaro says:

    …i playz on easiez…

  9. Classicrockguy says:

    i always choose the hardest difficulty at first with all games and then after i beat it on the hardest setting i try it on the easiest just to feel like i’m an unstopable beast. haha.

  10. Master_Podtack says:

    Maybe, im just spit ballin here, but maybe sum won else at fo mo jive’s house was playing?

  11. Master_Podtack says:

    i Have Lost No Respect For Foomojive.None! Even If He Plays On Easy Hes Still Foomojive right? and like legendary hooligan says hes probably just familiarizing himself with the maps!

  12. Master_Podtack says:

    Foomo does your gt have spaces in it? if not than this is fake!!!!!!!!!

  13. ManOfPopsicle says:

    ROTFL @ CapnKrunk insulting Luke Gray, then burning himself.

    Why do you guys even take this seriously, lol Foo Mo knows we’re teasing.

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